Scarred for life

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by TooTechie, Aug 20, 2014.

  1. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    Full grown dude came to the door yesterday wearing nothing but an adult diaper. *dry heave*

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  2. Could have been worse.
    The diaper could have fallen off.
     
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  3. BrownTexas

    BrownTexas Well-Known Member

    About as bad as the old man that answered in whitie tighties and his barn door was gapped. Gross.
     
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  4. Nimnim

    Nimnim The Nim

    The diaper could have been yellow or brown.

    Still don't want to see a grown man greet me while wearing just a diaper. With the slight exception of a New Years costume, still don't care to see it, but more understandable then.
     
  5. You do this job long enough,you will see more than you care to.
     
  6. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    Just be happy you didn't have a call tag for it.
     
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  7. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    For every hot college girl in her underwear there's 10 of these.
     
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  8. jaker

    jaker trolling

    Well now you know to drop and run , I got a few like that they get no horn and a light knock
     
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  9. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Gotta take the good with the bad ;)
     
  10. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

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  11. Overpaid Union Thug

    Overpaid Union Thug Well-Known Member

    BS! The ratio is MUCH, MUCH, MUCH higher in favor of the things we don't want to see! LOL!

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  12. Coldworld

    Coldworld Well-Known Member

    It's one thing if it's an older adult who uses them because of medical issues (still gross)...It's a whole other story if it's a guy who is becoming aroused from wearing a diaper and sucking on a binkie....and I hate to say it tech but you have now become part of his fantasy....
     
  13. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Lol poor TT :backingout:
     
  14. Coldworld

    Coldworld Well-Known Member

    Think I have seen a few of these type of baby fantasy people on a few of the "talk" shows. ..Jerry springer and a few others..they sleep in cribs..:censored2: in diapers and suckle from lactating women (who are also into this sort of thing)....whatever
     
  15. Operational needs

    Operational needs Well-Known Member

    Freaks everywhere!
     
  16. YellowSox

    YellowSox Member

    Holy :censored2:, he does exist!


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  17. I had a 350 lb lady come to the door,buck naked. that was over 20 years ago.
    Still haunts me,till this day!
     
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  18. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    20 years later...maybe this is that same lady's daughter....lol
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  19. EasyTrucker

    EasyTrucker Active Member

    When I was in delivery I had a stop where both people were pushing 400lbs. The guy would answer the door in nothing but tightie whities while his woman was buck naked lying on the couch on display! Their stuff was always COD so I had to see them. Oh, the rolls upon rolls still haunt my dreams! I swear they were recording me to see how many times I dry heaved!
     
  20. 1BROWNWRENCH

    1BROWNWRENCH Amatuer Malthusian

    Electroshock Therapy might help. In "Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy" there were special sunglasses that would go completely black to prevent you from seeing anything that would cause you distress.