TheFigurehead
Well-Known Member
Yeah...
because a UPS employee smells wonderful on their way out of the building on a hot summer day.
Security at the guard shack demanding I open my bag for him
- Thread starter HijoDe
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Yeah...
because a UPS employee smells wonderful on their way out of the building on a hot summer day.
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
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I'll bet you are a card carrying member of Generation Me.
Harry Manback
Robot Extraordinaire
cachsux
Wah
"I was at the airport and TSA had the nerve to tell me to spread my own buttcheeks!"
Indecisi0n
Well-Known Member
I always voluteer. Can never be too safe.
Johney
Well-Known Member
No surprise here.
Johney
Well-Known Member
You must just be an
then.
raceanoncr
Well-Known Member
Would always have a problem with newbie guards. Emptied pockets of anything metal and zinger would always go off when walking. Told em about metal hips and showed em airport cards but they'd never encountered anything like that. "Go thru again". "It ain't gonna work. I can't take these things out".
Wanded me (and not like I'd preferred) and still zinged. After frustrations, calls, etc., Old timer would come out and tell em to knock it off. Brilliant.
Wanded me (and not like I'd preferred) and still zinged. After frustrations, calls, etc., Old timer would come out and tell em to knock it off. Brilliant.
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
To the OP...are you new? Stop taking it so damn personally and open your bag. They don't always ask me to look in my bag..,but I always offer. Are you the same whiny buddyh going into work....oh I'm special, why do I have to show you my ID everyday? Idiots.
The guard should make him dump it out, take his time putting on his nitrile gloves and spend a couple of minutes rifling through the contents.
Everybody in line behind the OP would quickly put an end to his whining.
Returntosender
Well-Known Member
Hypodermic needles for employee with type one diabetes, severe allergies or HIV/AIDs. Maybe tattooed sleeved guard is looking for needles? The guard supplies is running low.
And you happily complied!
Didnt say...where the sock was located!
cachsux
Wah
Sure, just snap it over his knee like kindling.
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
Lol good idea Cosmo. In my building, guards can't touch your belongings but can only visually inspect them.
browntroll
Well-Known Member
i never took a bag to work but i always see who ever does has to open it and show whats inside, guards never touch anyones stuff.
we did have a newbie guard try and check ppls wallets well one talk with a shop steward stopped that. there is one guy in our hub that
smells really bad going in and out i see the guards praying that he doesn't set off the detector.
we did have a newbie guard try and check ppls wallets well one talk with a shop steward stopped that. there is one guy in our hub that
smells really bad going in and out i see the guards praying that he doesn't set off the detector.
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