Serial killer work @ UPS

Raw

Raw Member
We have an OMS that used to kidnap cats and dogs then return them to the owners when they posted a reward and pocket the cash! :wink2:
 
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pickup

Guest
If you eat the bodies, you get to have their super powers. Not bad tasting either as long as you don't punture the intestinal tract. Very nasty when that happens.

Someone is reading marvel zombie comics. Ha ha .
 
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Mike23

Guest
I had this guy on my route for about 2 months until the employer found out (other than being a weirdo and lazy) he was a baby killer.... and no, I'm not talking about abortions. I also found out another customer in my area had her child murdered by her exboyfriend...I've decided not to have children until I have another route.
 

fxdwg

Long Time Member
Donner party your table for two is ready


when, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a minature sleigh, and eight tiny rein-deer,
with a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.

More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and call'd them by name:
"Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer, and Vixen!
"On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!

"To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
"Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

LOL. I think you meant Dahmer.
 
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