Serial killer work @ UPS

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by dcdriver, Jul 29, 2010.

  1. dcdriver

    dcdriver nations capital

  2. fxdwg

    fxdwg Member

    In wonder what he did for UPS...HR maybe? Employee Relations? Center Manager?
     
  3. dcdriver

    dcdriver nations capital

    He was a clerk in the PM. Always thought he was a nice person, very quiet. Who would have ever thought.
     
  4. browndevil

    browndevil Active Member

    Sounds like a description of a serial killer to me
     
  5. dcdriver

    dcdriver nations capital

  6. FracusBrown

    FracusBrown Ponies and Planes

    I think he was a Brown Cafe wanna be....with feelings of rejection and abuse.
     
  7. fxdwg

    fxdwg Member

    FracusBrown??
     
  8. Raw

    Raw Raw Member

    We have an OMS that used to kidnap cats and dogs then return them to the owners when they posted a reward and pocket the cash! :wink2:
     
  9. FracusBrown

    FracusBrown Ponies and Planes

    Shoot. They're on to me. Time to hide the bodies.
     
  10. fxdwg

    fxdwg Member

    Those jack hammer rentals will haunt you!
     
  11. stevetheupsguy

    stevetheupsguy sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ

    You and I watch WAY too much TV, LOL.
     
  12. BURMDPsupe

    BURMDPsupe Member

    It wasn't the homeless guy that would sleep in the building was it?

    M-
     
  13. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Maybe he was a former driver that liked to travel the world on the Government dime.
     
  14. dcdriver

    dcdriver nations capital

    No but he still works there.
     
  15. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    If you eat the bodies, you get to have their super powers. Not bad tasting either as long as you don't punture the intestinal tract. Very nasty when that happens.
     
  16. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    Someone is reading marvel zombie comics. Ha ha .
     
  17. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    or Stephen King
     
  18. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    Donner party your table for two is ready
     
  19. Mike23

    Mike23 Guest

    I had this guy on my route for about 2 months until the employer found out (other than being a weirdo and lazy) he was a baby killer.... and no, I'm not talking about abortions. I also found out another customer in my area had her child murdered by her exboyfriend...I've decided not to have children until I have another route.
     
  20. fxdwg

    fxdwg Member


    when, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
    but a minature sleigh, and eight tiny rein-deer,
    with a little old driver, so lively and quick,
    I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.

    More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
    And he whistled, and shouted, and call'd them by name:
    "Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer, and Vixen!
    "On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!

    "To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
    "Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

    LOL. I think you meant Dahmer.