Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Loyal Teamster, Jun 13, 2013.
Does this happen? Do women really love the shorts?
Well, I can speak of a driver who has long since retired..He is/was very good looking, and once when I was delivering to him, he told me the stories that I had heard from some senior guys.. Apparently, he was delivering more than packages to some of his customers, but it was not in the truck....
How much you paying is a better question.
I know that most of here would like to see you perform an anatomically impossible sex act upon yourself.
Show him how to do it Dave.
We had a driver getting it on in the back of the truck, his wife caught him with her.
No offense to the hotties in brown, but the back of the trucks are so filthy, it's makes having sex in a public bathroom more appealing.
Women(most) Love FILTH
Jazzhands, you wanted to marry a lesbian. I'm thinking I wouldn't be looking to you for advice on what women like.
Does sex with yourself count?
someone wanted me to ask.....
lol if that were true homeless men would have all kinds of women around them. FYI It's spontaneity not filth.
If you have time to draw up a batch on the road, you have too much time on your hand's(no pun intended). That's all I have to say about that.
Yeah women dig the shorts, but when they find out your a Loyal (part time)Teamster with 3 months seniority making squat they usually loose interest. Its all about being a big boy and making the big buck.
Smart phones sux...really.
Yes, it happens because women lose all control when they see us in shorts. That's why we get beaten by more than an hour all the time. Don't tell management though: we tell them traffic was heavy.
I've heard stories but unfortunately none of them ever came from my mouth. No matter how much I tried to convince them.
Does it count if the other person is unconscious?
No it does not. I read that in the UPS handbook. I think it was page 72.
Chloroform is a wonderful thing.
I think Ovah meant he backed into her and knocked her out. Plus I don't think he followed established procedures for clearing her airway.
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