Sheriff: Retired UPS driver admits to having sex with people's pets on route

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  1. cheryl

    cheryl I started this. Staff Member

    Sheriff: Retired UPS driver admits to having sex with people's pets on route - WTSP

    A retired UPS driver from Washington state is accused of wanting to have sex with his neighbor's farm animals in Arizona.

    The Maricopa County Sheriff's Office arrested 56-year-old James Allen Darland on a felony charge of conspiracy to commit bestiality.

    Investigators say Darland told undercover detectives posing as farmers that he wanted to have sex with various animals on the farmer's property, including with miniature horses, dogs and goats.
     
  2. Ecw21411

    Ecw21411 Active Member

    Oh my god!!!!!
     
  3. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    What can Brown do for you? Deliver a box? Pick one up? Corn-hole your sheepdog?
     
  4. Jones

    Jones fILE A GRIEVE! Staff Member

    Sweet jesus
     
  5. GillEagan

    GillEagan I always look 10 years younger than I am.

    I guess he will get to find out what Arpaio's Tent City is like.
     
  6. rod

    rod retired and happy


    I hear the food is delicious

     
  7. GillEagan

    GillEagan I always look 10 years younger than I am.

    Really? I have never heard of anything about what the food is like there with the exception of the sack lunches. The only time I ever heard of food and jail was when Sherriff Buchanan was in office up in Yavapi County in the 90's. He would make something called nutraloaf. Basically it was all of the food mixed together and baked into a loaf. I hear it was used to punish the prisoners if they got out of line. According to Wikipedia, it looks like Arpaio is using it too. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutraloaf
     
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  8. burrheadd

    burrheadd Superstar

    Do we know this guy?
     
  9. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    What were the animals wearing? Maybe they asked for it.
     
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  10. Coldworld

    Coldworld Well-Known Member

    This is probably like the worst PR UPSes ever had in the history of this company
     
  11. Coldworld

    Coldworld Well-Known Member

    Come on dude really ???he probably kept the extra large dog bone treats in his car and now we know why
     
  12. 10 point

    10 point Well-Known Member

    I bet he had s sheepish look on his face when he was arrested.
     
  13. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

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    TEASE !
     
  14. pjwhitesr

    pjwhitesr New Member

    He better pray the jury has at least one member from West Virginia. Of course after twenty years with UPS, there's always the insanity plea.