Sheriff: Retired UPS driver admits to having sex with people's pets on route

[cheryl]

Sheriff: Retired UPS driver admits to having sex with people's pets on route - WTSP

A retired UPS driver from Washington state is accused of wanting to have sex with his neighbor's farm animals in Arizona.

The Maricopa County Sheriff's Office arrested 56-year-old James Allen Darland on a felony charge of conspiracy to commit bestiality.

Investigators say Darland told undercover detectives posing as farmers that he wanted to have sex with various animals on the farmer's property, including with miniature horses, dogs and goats.

 

[Ecw21411]

Oh my god!!!!!

 

[bbsam]

What can Brown do for you? Deliver a box? Pick one up? Corn-hole your sheepdog?

 

[Jones]

Sweet jesus

 

[GillEagan]

I guess he will get to find out what Arpaio's Tent City is like.

 

[rod]

I guess he will get to find out what Arpaio's Tent City is like.

I hear the food is delicious

 

[GillEagan]

I hear the food is delicious

Really? I have never heard of anything about what the food is like there with the exception of the sack lunches. The only time I ever heard of food and jail was when Sherriff Buchanan was in office up in Yavapi County in the 90's. He would make something called nutraloaf. Basically it was all of the food mixed together and baked into a loaf. I hear it was used to punish the prisoners if they got out of line. According to Wikipedia, it looks like Arpaio is using it too. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutraloaf

 

[burrheadd]

Sheriff: Retired UPS driver admits to having sex with people's pets on route - WTSP

A retired UPS driver from Washington state is accused of wanting to have sex with his neighbor's farm animals in Arizona.

The Maricopa County Sheriff's Office arrested 56-year-old James Allen Darland on a felony charge of conspiracy to commit bestiality.

Investigators say Darland told undercover detectives posing as farmers that he wanted to have sex with various animals on the farmer's property, including with miniature horses, dogs and goats.

Do we know this guy?

 

[Indecisi0n]

What were the animals wearing? Maybe they asked for it.

 

[Coldworld]

This is probably like the worst PR UPSes ever had in the history of this company

 

[Coldworld]

Come on dude really ???he probably kept the extra large dog bone treats in his car and now we know why

 

[10 point]

What can Brown do for you? Deliver a box? Pick one up? Corn-hole your sheepdog?

I bet he had s sheepish look on his face when he was arrested.

 

[Indecisi0n]

TEASE !

 

[pjwhitesr]

He better pray the jury has at least one member from West Virginia. Of course after twenty years with UPS, there's always the insanity plea.