SI Cover

Discussion in 'Sports' started by brownmonster, Feb 6, 2015.

  1. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    Quite the controversy. Apparently the girl on the cover has a good barber.
     
  2. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Tons of women get waxed now. I don't see the big deal?

    Wife goes every 4 weeks like clock work.
     
  3. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    Chick on cover goes out with Derek Jeter doesn't she or some schizniott
     
  4. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

  5. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Yeah. He's only got 20 or so years on her.
     
  6. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    4 weeks? That's a full pelt by then.
     
  7. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

  8. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    GOOD FOR HIM lmfao Freakin Pimp Jeter
     
  9. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    After a wax? Lol I don't think so.

    Two weeks like a baby's bottom then a little growth. Gotta be long enough for the wax to grab hold of it.
     
  10. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    Might be new SPANK MY MONKEY MATERIAL lmfao
     
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  11. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    I'm jealous. Maybe I'll coax her into it in the 2nd 30 years of our marriage.
     
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  12. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    [​IMG]Phuqkin Jeter, PIMPAZZMOFO for sure lmfao.
     
  13. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Lol. Took me a good while to get her to go.

    4 days after the first time she said I'm never shaving again.
     
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  14. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    It's amazing what 100 million can accomplish.
     
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  15. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    I used to have this buddy of mine I used to hang with a lot when we were like 18 or 19 and he always used to bang these super young chicks and he would always say IF THERES GRASS ON THE INFIELD ITS TIME TO PLAY BALL, funniest freakin schiznitt dude and ill always remember that, freakin classic dude lol.
     
  16. Operational needs

    Operational needs Well-Known Member

    It's called a Brazilian.
     
  17. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    Thanks for clearing that up. Lol.
     
  18. 1989

    1989 Well-Known Member

    I'd hate to see what the Alaskan looks like.