Since when did auditors make the rules?

[greengrenades]

The sad part is he doesn't know any better. Unless he is off the street these guys need to start learning the ropes.

 

[Future]

Sure way for you to avoid Ketter Auditors......as soon as you are aware they are in the building grab your cell phone and start having a loud argument(with no one) use swear words and swear words that dont exist.......walk right by them .....fill out what ever end of day paperwork etc you need to do ...punch out....smile all the way to parking lot......has worked for me on several occasions!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Sure way for you to avoid Ketter Auditors......as soon as you are aware they are in the building grab your cell phone and start having a loud argument(with no one) use swear words and swear words that dont exist.......walk right by them .....fill out what ever end of day paperwork etc you need to do ...punch out....smile all the way to parking lot......has worked for me on several occasions!

I like to say all Good Kids Like Milk. That's all I know! Just to see the reaction on my sups face!....Pricelss...lol

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I'd be curious since the auditors told him to not punch out, if he had refused would that have been not working as directed?

Yes.

Take the 10 minutes and do the best you can. It does not have to be verbatim but you must hit the key points.


Resident know-it-all.

 

[superballs63]

It does not have to be verbatim but you must hit the key points.


Resident know-it-all.

That's not true. They expect you to hit the key points, but you don't HAVE to know any part of it. I've seen guys be hard asses and not give them anything, and guess what? They still have their jobs with UPS

 

[brownmonster]

This should be easy for the newer drivers. It's part of their training. It's us old guys that had to learn this crap after 20 years that struggle.

 

[BrownTexas]

Not knowing any of it is a great way to get more overtime. "You failed the audit. We need you to come early everyday, clock in, and work on your DOK."

 

[Returntosender]

Yes.

Take the 10 minutes and do the best you can. It does not have to be verbatim but you must hit the key points.


Resident know-it-all.

AGKLM "All Run and Gunners Keep Loving Meth"

 

[cachsux]

Not knowing any of it is a great way to get more overtime. "You failed the audit. We need you to come early everyday, clock in, and work on your DOK."

"Sorry but I have outside commitments that prevent me from coming in early. However I will be happy to sit and work on DOK instead of performing my normal job during my scheduled day"

 

[cachsux]

Here we have only to be able to show demonstrative knowledge.

 

[selfcancelsignal]

That's chickens--- to go after a driver that's that close to qualifying like that!


Sent while driving from my flip phone via T9 word.

 

[selfcancelsignal]

Not knowing any of it is a great way to get more overtime. "You failed the audit. We need you to come early everyday, clock in, and work on your DOK."

Been there, done that. It's a pain in the neck too. What makes you think if I know it now, I'll know it when the auditors come back?! I work on it all out on car, every damn day.


Sent while driving from my flip phone via T9 word.

 

[selfcancelsignal]

This should be easy for the newer drivers. It's part of their training. It's us old guys that had to learn this crap after 20 years that struggle.

Should be, but isn't.


Sent while driving from my flip phone via T9 word.

 

[scooby0048]

Should be, but isn't.
Sent while driving from my flip phone via T9 word.

The material is dull and stale with nothing fun or interesting to keep the person engaged. If I don't see it once in a while and say it to myself, I would forget it too.

I talked to the driver today and the auditor was pretty rude. Made the driver feel like he was stupid. He wasn't too happy about the whole deal but said that he will not tolerate that next time around.

 

[kingOFchester]

The material is dull and stale with nothing fun or interesting to keep the person engaged. If I don't see it once in a while and say it to myself, I would forget it too.

I talked to the driver today and the auditor was pretty rude. Made the driver feel like he was stupid. He wasn't too happy about the whole deal but said that he will not tolerate that next time around.

Make it interesting:

Get the big picture. (Think porno movie.)
How wide? How deep? (think about porn star)
Whats in it? Objects and ground. (Think about what the porn star is doing)
Keeps you away from billboards. (Think about the porn star advertising on highway)
Smooth stops and turns. Buys time. (Think about the smooth skin of said porn star and how much to buy)
Stay back and see it all (Think about sitting their and watching the porn)

Leave Your Self An Out (Think about the auditors scoping out the drivers as you return and what you need to do to avoid them)
Have and escape route. (plan on how to get away from auditors)
Take path of least resistance. (resistance is the suit with the clipboard)
Space on all sides, but always in front. (You don't want any auditors anywhere near you but never ever in front of you)
Be prepared. Expect the unexpected. (Have a game plan ready for when you see auditors, expect to see them and their clip boards)


Those are the only two that I remember word for word. The rest is just a mangled mess.

 

[Richard Harrow]

This evening as I was doing my dvir, I overheard the Ketter safety auditor tell a fresh off qualification driver, not to punch out because she needed to quiz him. They both went to the breakroom to go over all the DOK stuff.

About ten minutes go by and I overhear him telling the auditor that he didn't remember alot of the DOK stuff. The auditor then tells him he better learn it and know it because it's a requirement of keeping the job.

Since when did the auditors start threatening and giving orders. Do they do that at other centers because this is a first I've seen it.

My reaction would have been something like