Slow day in the FedEx forum.

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by I Am Jacks Damaged Box, Jul 28, 2015.

  1. I Am Jacks Damaged Box

    I Am Jacks Damaged Box Well-Known Member

    I'm guessing everyone got worked into the ground (pun intended) today.

    Not an oldie, but still a goodie.

     
  2. It will be fine

    It will be fine Well-Known Member

    If you're confused, those things in the middle of the truck are boxes. We deliver those at Ground. You're probably only familiar with bins of envelopes.
     
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  3. Code43

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  4. I Am Jacks Damaged Box

    I Am Jacks Damaged Box Well-Known Member

    Contrary to what you may believe, I spent few years at Ground.

    No. Not as a driver, contractor, vendor, etcetera.
     
  5. Route 66

    Route 66 Flacid Member

    This one just gets funnier all the time!
     
  6. Operational needs

    Operational needs Well-Known Member


    Doesn't it? I wonder which joke is more played out, this one or the FedUp joke.....
     
  7. It will be fine

    It will be fine Well-Known Member

    Or the one about how all Ground drivers are tattooed hobos. Don't dish it if you can't take it.
     
  8. Operational needs

    Operational needs Well-Known Member

    Uhhh, I've never said that. You have me confused with others.
     
  9. STFXG

    STFXG Well-Known Member

    It never gets old.
     
  10. Purplepackage

    Purplepackage Well-Known Member

    For the record I saw about 7 grills go down the belt today..Amazon must be having a grill blowout sale
     
  11. Operational needs

    Operational needs Well-Known Member

    With free shipping, one would be a fool to buy a grill at the store. Then you have to worry about how you're going to get it home.
     
  12. Mr. 7

    Mr. 7 The monkey on the left.

    Yeah,
    Heck, why not ship a grill or, flat screen TV through an express shipping system? There's no chance it will get damaged compared to one that was shipped palletized to a store.
     
  13. CJinx

    CJinx Well-Known Member

    I think Oxyclean was on sale from Walmart based on how many broken tubs I've seen this week.
     
  14. Purplepackage

    Purplepackage Well-Known Member

    That's what I think every time I deliver a 5 piece wooden furniture set that the box has ripped on and I'm sure the wood is damaged

    (And yeah that's right an express guy delivering something other than envelopes lol)
     
  15. 5yearsleft

    5yearsleft Member

    The grill I had was 141 lbs. Just freakin' lovely!
     
  16. Route 66

    Route 66 Flacid Member

    can't happen
     
  17. It will be fine

    It will be fine Well-Known Member

    I've never seen it when the express guy drives down my street, so it must be impossible nationwide. It's all lies. Prove it.
     
  18. I Am Jacks Damaged Box

    I Am Jacks Damaged Box Well-Known Member

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  19. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Don't you know that Ground recruits most of it's drivers from homeless camps, halfway houses, and alleys behind dive bars?
     
  20. CJinx

    CJinx Well-Known Member

    There are so many of these. Here's a whole compilation video; most of them are the same damn bridge.