Slow day in the FedEx forum.

[I Am Jacks Damaged Box]

I'm guessing everyone got worked into the ground (pun intended) today.

Not an oldie, but still a goodie.

 

[It will be fine]

If you're confused, those things in the middle of the truck are boxes. We deliver those at Ground. You're probably only familiar with bins of envelopes.

 

[Code43]

 

[I Am Jacks Damaged Box]

Contrary to what you may believe, I spent few years at Ground.

No. Not as a driver, contractor, vendor, etcetera.

 

[Route 66]

If you're confused, those things in the middle of the truck are boxes. We deliver those at Ground. You're probably only familiar with bins of envelopes.

This one just gets funnier all the time!

 

[Operational needs]

This one just gets funnier all the time!

Doesn't it? I wonder which joke is more played out, this one or the FedUp joke.....

 

[It will be fine]

Doesn't it? I wonder which joke is more played out, this one or the FedUp joke.....

Or the one about how all Ground drivers are tattooed hobos. Don't dish it if you can't take it.

 

[Operational needs]

Or the one about how all Ground drivers are tattooed hobos. Don't dish it if you can't take it.

Uhhh, I've never said that. You have me confused with others.

 

[STFXG]

It never gets old.

 

[Purplepackage]

For the record I saw about 7 grills go down the belt today..Amazon must be having a grill blowout sale

 

[Operational needs]

For the record I saw about 7 grills go down the belt today..Amazon must be having a grill blowout sale

With free shipping, one would be a fool to buy a grill at the store. Then you have to worry about how you're going to get it home.

 

[Mr. 7]

Yeah,
Heck, why not ship a grill or, flat screen TV through an express shipping system? There's no chance it will get damaged compared to one that was shipped palletized to a store.

 

[CJinx]

For the record I saw about 7 grills go down the belt today..Amazon must be having a grill blowout sale

I think Oxyclean was on sale from Walmart based on how many broken tubs I've seen this week.

 

[Purplepackage]

Yeah,
Heck, why not ship a grill or, flat screen TV through an express shipping system? There's no chance it will get damaged compared to one that was shipped palletized to a store.

That's what I think every time I deliver a 5 piece wooden furniture set that the box has ripped on and I'm sure the wood is damaged

(And yeah that's right an express guy delivering something other than envelopes lol)

 

[5yearsleft]

The grill I had was 141 lbs. Just freakin' lovely!

 

[Route 66]

(And yeah that's right an express guy delivering something other than envelopes lol)

can't happen

 

[It will be fine]

(And yeah that's right an express guy delivering something other than envelopes lol)

can't happen

I've never seen it when the express guy drives down my street, so it must be impossible nationwide. It's all lies. Prove it.

 

[I Am Jacks Damaged Box]

 

[MrFedEx]

Or the one about how all Ground drivers are tattooed hobos. Don't dish it if you can't take it.

Don't you know that Ground recruits most of it's drivers from homeless camps, halfway houses, and alleys behind dive bars?

 

[CJinx]

There are so many of these. Here's a whole compilation video; most of them are the same damn bridge.