Smelly helpers...

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by dropNbolt, Dec 13, 2015.

  1. dropNbolt

    dropNbolt New Member

    My helper smells like hot garbage.... Not groomed and tries to smoke when ever he can. But the MF'r runs off pkgs like lightning.... Can't believe he passed through HR to land the job. I dropped him off after 2 hrs on Friday because I couldn't take it any more.
    Any other stank helpers out there?
     
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  2. Lead Belly

    Lead Belly BANNED

    My buddy was complaining about a girl that smelled like rotten cheese and we had another help crap their pants a couple weeks ago and worked in it for about four hours. Good helps hard to find.
     
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  3. Bastiatian

    Bastiatian Active Member

    I'm sure I didn't smell too pleasant when I was a helper. I mean, one uniform, I sweat easily, and I can't afford to do laundry more than once a week. You do the math.
     
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  4. Operational needs

    Operational needs Well-Known Member

    No reason for anyone to smell bad in this country. We have running water and lots of cheap smell good products.
     
  5. Lead Belly

    Lead Belly BANNED

    If you stink there's issues.
     
  6. Nolimitz

    Nolimitz Active Member

    To think a sink is a new invention
     
  7. Operational needs

    Operational needs Well-Known Member

    Yep. Wash it out in the sink every night if you have to and hang it over the heat vent. Voila! Clean uniform in the morning.
     
  8. Lead Belly

    Lead Belly BANNED

    People need to learn how to wash their ass.
     
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  9. 9.5er

    9.5er Well-Known Member

    Helper was probably thinking it was YOU smelling like that.
     
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  10. Bastiatian

    Bastiatian Active Member

    And if it didn't work? The stench tends to set once the uniform dries out from being drenched in sweat. A washer will take care of it; a sink, not so much.
     
  11. Operational needs

    Operational needs Well-Known Member

    Better than wearing the same stink and dirt a whole week.
     
  12. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Smelly thighs
     
  13. Bastiatian

    Bastiatian Active Member

    Fair enough, but I did that and it still didn't do too much good. The only good thing is that it was really only noticeable when the uniform itself was wet/sweaty and it was warm out.

    Unfortunately, helper uniforms here are just a jacket and pants. And you're required to wear them both regardless of how hot it is. On the cold days, there wasn't much of a problem. On hot days, well...
     
  14. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Febreze.
     
  15. Crazy Diamond

    Crazy Diamond Robot Extraordinaire

    Oh, you...
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  16. Operational needs

    Operational needs Well-Known Member

    Does that actually work? I've never used it.
     
  17. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    It has been really warm here. I let me helper take off his pullover and wear the vest over his black UA shirt.
     
  18. dropNbolt

    dropNbolt New Member

    I stopped at CVS and bought some. Sprayed half the bottle on the jump seat.
     
  19. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    I buy the store brand and, yes, it works.
     
  20. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    It wouldn't be my first choice (vs washing) but it does help.