So you don't know your dads last name? OK Darwin Award recipient.

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Marne Vet, Jan 29, 2014.

  1. Marne Vet

    Marne Vet Well-Known Member

    Today I was attempting to deliver a phone from T-Mobile. I knock, and a young guy and young girl answer the door. Early to mid twenties for both of them. This is the conversation:

    Me: "Hi, I have a package for Kevin"

    Guy: "That's me"

    Me: "OK, what's your last name?"

    Guy: "Um, Adams?"

    Me: "Are you asking me, or telling me? Is your last name Adams?" (Name doesn't match the name on the pkg)

    Guy: "Let me see what it says on there"

    Me: "No, that's not how this works. Your name has to match [this] name, and then you get the package, so if your last name is Adams, this isn't for you"

    Guy: "That's for my dad"

    Me: "OK, what's your dads last name?" (Guy literally looks up and starts to say ummm)

    Guy: "Ummmmmm..."

    Me: "You don't know your dads name?"

    Guy: "Well he lives here"

    Me: "Then what's his last name?"

    Guy: "I have a letter with his name on it can I show you that?"

    Me: "No. Tell your dad we'll be back tomorrow and that he needs to have his ID ready. Bye"

    These people are so damn stupid it pains me to have to make these kind of attempts. That's a minute of my day wasted on another fraud case. Do they think they're getting over on us? Do they seriously think we're that stupid that it's perfectly normal to not know your dads last name, or that your excuses will even work? Idiots.

    Brought the package in for LP. Mr. Adams will have to try his luck with FedEx.
  2. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    I like my route delivering to farmers more and more. Except for the drifting snow part.
  3. Inthegame

    Inthegame Well-Known Member

    Got any farmers named Adams? I keep calling and he won't answer his phone.
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  4. Pkgcar1988

    Pkgcar1988 Active Member

    That's exactly what I would have done!!! Screw another follow up as no one lives there by that name they couldn't have signed for it.
  5. Dr.Brown

    Dr.Brown Swollen Member

    haha... had an Apple delivery a couple weeks ago.... no one could speak English, no problem.... the package was addressed to last name Young... rts'd...
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  6. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    I would of stopped when he asked to see what the package said and saved myself a minute.
  7. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    I'd think there are a lot of people in your hood who don't know their fathers last name and probably have never even seen him.
  8. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    I love my country route. There's something entertaining about hillbillies.
  9. jaker

    jaker trolling

    Hey I sent my stepson a phone and it had my name on it , but then again he does know my last name

    Me I don't question the name on the pkg to is signing it , but I also don't have a bad route
  10. Rico

    Rico Active Member

    Actually, in order to be a Darwin Award recipient, the individual has to die. Darwin should ask for a refund.
  11. Covemastah

    Covemastah Suspension Ovah !!! Tom is free FU Goodell !!

    Hey !! I'm having a Sam Adams while I'm reading this !!
  12. BigUnionGuy

    BigUnionGuy Got the T-Shirt

    Give it a minute. Shouldn't take long.

  13. browntroll

    browntroll Active Member

    whats the whole point of doing fraud if you are still gonna be dumb enough to stand there and get seen by the delivery driver?
    from most of the fraud stuff i hear they just say they never got the package, then theres a few exceptions where package is sig required
    and you need someone to sign but i cant imagine you would forget the name you put on package. but then again if they think they can
    get away with it without leaving a trace or think standing there for driver is best idea while doing fraud then they might be that dumb.
  14. Future

    Future Well-Known Member

    Moonshine and farmers daughters!!!
  15. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    I love the smell of cow chit and I love so see a good woman chopping chickens heads off.