Sooo
- Thread starter TooTechie
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Operational needs
Virescit Vulnere Virtus
So does she want you to leave the money on the nightstand?
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
Well-Known Member
For $350 she better be doing all of those things that she don't like doing.
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
Well-Known Member
A trip to the ER?
Harry Manback
Robot Extraordinaire
If you "handle that business" properly, you too can use the same bartering chip.
Indecisi0n
Well-Known Member
Did she like the purse?
BakerMayfield2018
Fight the power.
No??????
BakerMayfield2018
Fight the power.
You have been drinking.......
TooTechie
Geek in Brown
I opted for "no thanks." She wasn't pleased.
burrheadd
KING Of GIFS
Ask her if she'll go for a BJ for $175
Operational needs
Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Good for you. That's something that should be given freely with no strings attached.
Indecisi0n
Well-Known Member
Apparently either were you.
upschuck
Well-Known Member
Reminds me of this joke
:
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled
with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. " I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man.
"There's no money in that account."
"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?".
:
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled
with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. " I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man.
"There's no money in that account."
"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?".
She only charges me $150.
