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Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by TooTechie, Dec 12, 2015.

  1. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    So wife says I get laid tonight if I let her buy $350 Michael Kors pocketbook tonight...
     
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  2. Operational needs

    Operational needs Well-Known Member

    So does she want you to leave the money on the nightstand?
     
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  3. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    You can get sex cheaper than that.

    Not that I'd know....
     
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  4. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    For $350 she better be doing all of those things that she don't like doing.
     
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  5. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Makes me wonder, what did Lamar get for $75,000.00 ??
     
  6. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    A trip to the ER?
     
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  7. BSWALKS

    BSWALKS Easily Amused

    Offer $450, for her & her cute friend too.

    Good luck.
     
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  8. sailfish

    sailfish Having way too much fun.

    So glad I don't have to negotiate just to get laid. Jesus.
     
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  9. Crazy Diamond

    Crazy Diamond Robot Extraordinaire

    If you "handle that business" properly, you too can use the same bartering chip.
     
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  10. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Did she like the purse?
     
  11. RonBurgandy??????????

    RonBurgandy?????????? God is Great, beer is good , People are crazy.

    No??????
     
  12. RonBurgandy??????????

    RonBurgandy?????????? God is Great, beer is good , People are crazy.

    You have been drinking.......
     
  13. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    I opted for "no thanks." She wasn't pleased.
     
  14. burrheadd

    burrheadd Superstar

    Ask her if she'll go for a BJ for $175
     
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  15. Operational needs

    Operational needs Well-Known Member

    Good for you. That's something that should be given freely with no strings attached.
     
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  16. rod

    rod retired and happy

    Write her a check-----------------------then cancel it.
     
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  17. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Apparently either were you.
     
  18. upschuck

    upschuck Avatar bet gone wrong

    Reminds me of this joke
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    An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

    The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."

    At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said.
    The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled
    with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

    The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. " I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

    Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man.
    "There's no money in that account."

    "I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?".
     
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  19. She only charges me $150.
     
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  20. rod

    rod retired and happy

    My wife and I used to make some crazy bets that included some "above and beyond the call of duty" payoffs. I was usually the winner ----------even if I lost.
     
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