Speaking of Nut Cases..........

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by upsdude, Jul 27, 2005.

  1. upsdude

    upsdude Guest

    Naked man in cornfield on the hunt for 'Forrest Gump'

    Associated Press
    Jul. 27, 2005 08:25 AM

    LITTLEVILLE, Ala. - Life is like a box of chocolates - even if you're standing naked in the middle of a cornfield.

    Police in Littleville, Ala., report they busted a guy who said he looking for the house were "Forrest Gump" lived. Officers say they found the man standing as naked as the day he was born.

    According to authorities, the naked guy was munching on raw corn. Police haven't released the name of the suspect. Littleville Police Chief William Nale says the man is a drifter who was following railroad lines, looking for Forrest Gump's house.

    The man is charged with indecent exposure and will undergo a mental exam.

    Stupid is as Stupid does..........
  2. over9five

    over9five Guest

    So.... whats so stupid about standing naked in a cornfield? I mean...I sometimes...oh, nevermind!
  3. moreluck

    moreluck Guest

    I hear raw corn is very healthy for your system.
  4. over9five

    over9five Guest

    I just got it! "NUT" cases!!
  5. upsdude

    upsdude Guest

    Nuts! Who eats corn on the cob without butter and salt? !!
  6. speeddemon

    speeddemon Guest

    What you didnt see was the three naked blondes that were hiding in the corn. And did I mention that they were the chief of police's daughters??[​IMG]
  7. over9five

    over9five Guest

    .....and now you know...the REST of the story!