Walking into the pub, Patick said to the bartender, "Pour me astiff one, Sean. I just had another tiff with the little woman." "Oh yeah," said Sean. "And how did this one end?" "Well I'll tell ya now when it was over," Patick replied, "herself came to me on her hands and knees, she did." "You don't say? Now that`s a switch! What did she say?" She said, "Come out from under that bed, you gutless weasel!