Stupid Obnoxious Nosy Neighbors...

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by FilingBluesFL, Nov 10, 2015.

  1. FilingBluesFL

    FilingBluesFL Well-Known Member

    So here I am tonight, delivering a big A** Martha Stewart outdoor sitting set... 4 boxes

    Two huge packages at the door... only two more to go... and there it is... across the street, and two houses down...

    That OBNOXIOUS, STUPID NOSY NEIGHBOR....

    Arms waving, shrill high elderly voice, "Excuse me! Does she know you're here?!?!"

    "I dunno..."

    "Well you hold on, I'm gonna go get her, maybe she wants them in the garage or around the back of the house or something!"

    AAARRRRGGGGHHHH...

    Only two more boxes away, and this B**** has to go running up to the door, ringing the bell, and getting this ladies attention to come out and dictate to me where she wants her crap a** Martha Stewart BS...

    SERIOUSLY?!?!?! GO BACK TO YOUR OWN DAMN HOME!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  2. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    DR FD, bye.
     
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  3. FilingBluesFL

    FilingBluesFL Well-Known Member

    That's what I did as she was complaining how beat up the boxes were lol

    "Guess you'll be picking 'em up from Home Depot next time, eh?"
     
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  4. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    In her Nissan Leaf.
     
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  5. Ring Sport

    Ring Sport Member

    DR'd a NEXT DAY AIR one time on a porch. Porch is completely out of sight. Get a message a couple hours later saying customer can't find it. I go back sure enough it is gone. So I walk across the street to the neighbors. Lady was out doing yard work when I went by earlier. I ask her "did you by chance pick up the package I left a while ago?". Her response, "Yes. She is out of town". Me: "No she isn't. She called in looking for her package that I left on the porch".
     
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  6. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    I love the oh they aren't home.....




    Yeah I'm not worried about it.
     
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  7. rod

    rod retired and happy

    Yet if a signature was required and the consignee wasn't home the noisy obnoxious neighbors would refuse to sign for it.
     
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  8. FilingBluesFL

    FilingBluesFL Well-Known Member

    Those are the worst... "Excuse me, they're not home." "That's fine..." "I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND, THEY AREN'T HERE."

    "Oh, ok. And I assume they put YOU in charge of their mail?" "No, but I'm telling you they're not here." "Oh, so what's you're name so I can write that YOU'RE the one that refused the package that THEY PAID FOR, to have DELIVERED, to THIS SPECIFIC ADDRESS THAT THEY SPECIFIED."

    "Well, I'm not paying for anything-" "Then I guess you're not making the decision of what they get delivered here."
     
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  9. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    My hearing is usually REALLY bad unless the person is directly in front of me. ;)
     
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  10. clean hairy

    clean hairy Well-Known Member

    And, if it happens to be your center manager standing in front of you talking, your hearing gets even worse!
     
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  11. Oak

    Oak Active Member

    My lip reading goes to hell too. I'm like, "What'd you say? Would you write that down for me?"
     
  12. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Whenever I have a large bulk delivery for a residential stop I will always knock on the door to see if they want it put in the garage or anywhere other than their usual delivery location. Putting it in the garage would actually be easier for me.

    Dumping them by the front door is a dick move.
     
  13. Richard Harrow

    Richard Harrow Deplorable.

    Ahhh, yes. More suburb problems. Yet another problem I haven't had in many years.

    Some great replies/tactics in this thread though.
     
  14. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    How about the nosy neighbors asking you "What's in the box?" as you are walking next door to deliver. In some neighborhoods they just want to know if it is worth stealing.
     
  15. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    I like the ones who live in a multiple apartment building and ask you which unit the package is for.
     
  16. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Or asking you what name is on the package as they offer to sign.
     
  17. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

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  18. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    "They said you never knocked or went to the home"

    Me: Then how did the info notice get there?

    ...no more message from office.
     
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  19. Scottyhawk

    Scottyhawk What is it? A brown box. Duh

    I tell them live crickets
     
  20. jaker

    jaker trolling

    We all don't get 5 minutes per delivery like you

    Stop, drop and roll I will put it anywhere you like if you catch me
     
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