This thread is a HOAX and BigBrownUPSMan by all indications is not sexy.
I think you might be wrong, hoax.
Point one the attitude (hissy fit ) fits close enough , The writing style is also a close fit. He is just missing the tag line where he brings in his hot sexy driver into the whole mix
Point Two -as for the isps being different, well I think sexy is pretty good with computers , basing this on what he said in previous posts. He can easily be using a proxy server that hides his true location and isp by making it seem he is posting from another location with a different isp.
Point Three- when he was here , Drewed was an active member posting a lot to the point where he seemed to be an integral part of the community to the point that sexy might have thought he was a mod. He refers to the guy with the monkey, that is drewed's avatar. Drewed really let him have it one day telling him that his posts followed the same creepy pattern (with which I agreed and I posted somewhat in this vein and then I found out what the moderators do here, remember?
) He might have thought that drewed was acting like a moderator in terms of criticizing his posts
Now my point, sexy's last post was 4/22 and now this guy's first post was 4/24 , then on 5/19, he asks "did anyone miss him? , I'm back aka...."
Then a few days ago, I post on the "what would you do" thread about how sexyupsguy was a troll with an agenda
Within a day or so of my post , his final " dramatic" post appears with "goodbye cruel world of browncafe, I can't take it anymore"
Funny, if these two names are two different people, how did brownupsman know that he could usurp this identity ?,i.e know that sexyupsman wouldn't post again. Now that I mention this, sexy might reappear to try to prove me wrong, but too late, no one is going to believe it.
Conclusion, it is his writing style , it's his usual drama. It's sexy all over