Summer is coming...

[What'dyabringmetoday???]

... just wondering where I can get some UPS socks.

 

[UPSBluRdg03]

Upsers.com

 

[satellitedriver]

... just wondering where I can get some UPS socks.

How much are you willing to pay?
$100?
$50?
$20?
No way, that is just too much $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!.

At the UPSSatellitedriver Sock Store,
you only pay $4.99 a pair,
plus S/H charges per pair.

Unbelievable as it seems,
I will guarantee this price per pair for life.


I have thousands of pairs to sell.
All major credit cards accepted, through my PayPal account.
A small S/H will apply per each order.

But Wait!!!!!!

I will double your order for the original price of one pair,
separate S/H charges will apply.

Order Now and I will include automatic replacement pairs for life,
separate S/H charges will apply.


The savings are not over.
For every 5 Pair order, I will include a free Sham-Wow towel.
separate S/H charges will apply to the free gift.


Order Now and lock into this unbelievable price.

disclaimer;
S/H charges are variable and may increase over time

 

[fxdwg]

UPS SOCKS are valuable and hard to come by

 

[SWORDFISH]

How much are you willing to pay?
$100?
$50?
$20?
No way, that is just too much $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!.

At the UPSSatellitedriver Sock Store,
you only pay $4.99 a pair,
plus S/H charges per pair.

Unbelievable as it seems,
I will guarantee this price per pair for life.


I have thousands of pairs to sell.
All major credit cards accepted, through my PayPal account.
A small S/H will apply per each order.

But Wait!!!!!!

I will double your order for the original price of one pair,
separate S/H charges will apply.

Order Now and I will include automatic replacement pairs for life,
separate S/H charges will apply.


The savings are not over.
For every 5 Pair order, I will include a free Sham-Wow towel.
separate S/H charges will apply to the free gift.


Order Now and lock into this unbelievable price.

disclaimer;
S/H charges are variable and may increase over time

sign me up for a gold membership

 

[10damon]

The new socks stink! (actually, the new uniforms suck too-different thread) The lame ass heat transfer logos peel off after about two washings. The old embroidered ones were much better. Cintas sucks, they must be in a strong local!

 

[satellitedriver]

sign me up for a gold membership

Just PM me your credit card info, and after verification, your first order will arrive in 6 to 12 weeks.

 

[over9five]

You can find UPS socks here.

 

[NHDRVR]

Go to Target or Walmart (yeah, yeah they aren't union) and find some low cut plain brown socks...We wear them up here with no problem. We get away with black socks also... If they are low enough no one will see them.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Uh, guys, I am pretty sure he was being sarcastic.

 

[probellringer]

i have to be honest---the uniforms do suck----i get dressed in my "browns"---look in mirror-----what a sight----CRAYOLA doesnt have this many shades of brown,auburn,mustard yellow,chipotle,sand---i got 6 shirts at same time---they are all different shades --socks bought same time-all are now different shades------so what do i do---i bought rockport shoes ANOTHER shade of brown to look even more funny....you cant make this stuff up

 

[705red]

Uh, guys, I am pretty sure he was being sarcastic.

Who? Billy "satellite" Mays?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Who? Billy "satellite" Mays?

No--my stalker, W.

 

[705red]

Some attention is better than none at all!

 

[tieguy]

i have to be honest---the uniforms do suck----i get dressed in my "browns"---look in mirror-----what a sight----CRAYOLA doesnt have this many shades of brown,auburn,mustard yellow,chipotle,sand---i got 6 shirts at same time---they are all different shades --socks bought same time-all are now different shades------so what do i do---i bought rockport shoes ANOTHER shade of brown to look even more funny....you cant make this stuff up

perhaps you joined ze ups to make ze fashion statement. yes?

 

[OVERBOARD]

perhaps you joined ze ups to make ze fashion statement. yes?

Yes, wez practice our catwalk every morning before work, we don’t want anyone to break a leg

 

[65Goat]

i have to be honest---the uniforms do suck----i get dressed in my "browns"---look in mirror-----what a sight----CRAYOLA doesnt have this many shades of brown,auburn,mustard yellow,chipotle,sand---i got 6 shirts at same time---they are all different shades --socks bought same time-all are now different shades------so what do i do---i bought rockport shoes ANOTHER shade of brown to look even more funny....you cant make this stuff up

 

[satellitedriver]

You can find UPS socks here.

Gee Thanks,
bro.
I had my retirement set, then you came along and blew my cover.

 

[fxdwg]

Where, oh where is UPSSOCKS?????

 

[satellitedriver]

Who? Billy "satellite" Mays?

Better a quick nickle than a slow dime, is my new motto.

Billy, "The Sat", will find new products to hawk.
I am in negotiations for an instant spray on shoe shine.
It will meet all the corporate standards.
I already have the catch phrase, para-phrased from another Billy.

"It is better to look marvelous,
than to be marvelous."

Since that is the new corporate standard, I should be a shoe in.
-(pun intended)-