Sure fire investment!

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by upsgrunt, Oct 14, 2008.

  1. upsgrunt

    upsgrunt Well-Known Member

    Someone showed this to me today. It's a sure thing!

    If you had purchased $1000.00 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
    If you had purchased $1000.00 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
    If you had purchased $1000.00 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
    But,
    If you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00
    Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

    A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

    Ain't ya proud?
     
  2. User Name

    User Name Only 230 Today?? lol

    I thought this was about a sure fire flashlight and was happy because it is the best light i have ever bought. But that was great....:happy2:
     
  3. dannyboy

    dannyboy From the promised LAND

    i think that the deductive reasoning used in the above examples is where tie has been getting some of his training:wink2:

    funny though

    d
     
  4. paidslave

    paidslave New Member

    Very funny!