Team purple orange, what's the biggest whopper you can pull out of thin air re. peak?

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by Mr. 7, Nov 25, 2012.

  1. Mr. 7

    Mr. 7 The monkey on the left.

    Let's have a contest. BZ to the winner who can make up the most preposterous rumor regarding peak season.

    I'll start.

    I heard we're gonna get a decent raise this time around.
     
  2. SwinginnTx

    SwinginnTx New Member

    Re: Team purple orange, what's the biggest whopper you can pull out of thin air re. p

    You absolutely, positively, CANNOT go over 50 hours......except for this week.....!!!
     
  3. Rhoderunner

    Rhoderunner Active Member

    Re: Team purple orange, what's the biggest whopper you can pull out of thin air re. p

    We have plenty of help and a good plan in place. Relax.
     
  4. Mail Trucker

    Mail Trucker New Member

    Re: Team purple orange, what's the biggest whopper you can pull out of thin air re. p

    You guys have nothing on USPS lol. I must say i tell friends and family to ship via fed or brown.
     
  5. mcutrono

    mcutrono Member

    Re: Team purple orange, what's the biggest whopper you can pull out of thin air re. p

    We will be closed Christmas Eve
     
  6. Mr. 7

    Mr. 7 The monkey on the left.

    Re: Team purple orange, what's the biggest whopper you can pull out of thin air re. p

    So far, so good!
    Anyone else? MFE? Dano? R1A?
     
  7. overflowed

    overflowed Well-Known Member

    Re: Team purple orange, what's the biggest whopper you can pull out of thin air re. p

    "Mandatory Saturday isn't in the plan at this time." sure.
     
  8. Goldilocks

    Goldilocks Well-Known Member

    Re: Team purple orange, what's the biggest whopper you can pull out of thin air re. p

    Bonus check for your hard work.
     
  9. hypo hanna

    hypo hanna Well-Known Member

    Re: Team purple orange, what's the biggest whopper you can pull out of thin air re. p

    The massive sales force will be required to work in the cans for two hours the final week of peak. All managers in Memphis will be required to work three hours in the hub.
     
  10. SmithBarney

    SmithBarney Well-Known Member

    Re: Team purple orange, what's the biggest whopper you can pull out of thin air re. p

    No Cartage agents.
     
  11. whenIgetthere

    whenIgetthere Well-Known Member

    Re: Team purple orange, what's the biggest whopper you can pull out of thin air re. p

    If we have an outstanding peak, we'll get a cookout!
     
  12. DOWNTRODDEN IN TEXAS

    DOWNTRODDEN IN TEXAS Active Member

    Re: Team purple orange, what's the biggest whopper you can pull out of thin air re. p

    Peak is already in full swing and you don't have to take stops off your neighbor.
     
  13. StuffItFred

    StuffItFred Member

    Re: Team purple orange, what's the biggest whopper you can pull out of thin air re. p

    How about the scan compliance "competition" happy hands has announced for peak? :sick:
     
  14. RTURNSONLY

    RTURNSONLY Member

    The X-mas party this year will be held at the downtown Marriott. Enjoy the live music band. Buffet-style food and open bar, its all included.
     
  15. RTURNSONLY

    RTURNSONLY Member

    "We have enough rentals in place for a great peak".
     
  16. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Re: Team purple orange, what's the biggest whopper you can pull out of thin air re. p

    "You are an important and valued member of the FedEx Team".
     
  17. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

    Re: Team purple orange, what's the biggest whopper you can pull out of thin air re. p

    "Express saver is not going anywhere.."
     
  18. DOWNTRODDEN IN TEXAS

    DOWNTRODDEN IN TEXAS Active Member

    Re: Team purple orange, what's the biggest whopper you can pull out of thin air re. p

    When I was at the local hub back in the day, we had post peak parties and they were pretty snazzy.
     
  19. NonyaBiznes

    NonyaBiznes Yanked Out My Purple-Blood I.V. In 2000!

    Re: Team purple orange, what's the biggest whopper you can pull out of thin air re. p

    We will NOT be open Sunday, December 23rd.
     
  20. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Re: Team purple orange, what's the biggest whopper you can pull out of thin air re. p

    "Your efforts are appreciated".