menotyou
bella amicizia
St. Pat's and Sacred Heart haven't discovered how. On the other hand, Rosiere has it down to 25 minutes. Of course, they are on the river and have the summer crowd to keep happy.
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UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
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The Catholic church closest to my house is 35 minutes.
I spent the day with my daughter and son-in-law yesterday and joined them for church. I was expecting 45 minutes, maybe an hour. There was a baptism which added a few minutes. The service itself was much less strict than the Catholic ones that I am used to. The verses are somewhat similar and the format is pretty close. My daughter didn't tell me that they were having their annual fall picnic yesterday with a pig roast. Yummy!
PT Stewie
"Big Fella"
I hope you put a few more shekels in the collection basket !
Big Babooba
Well-Known Member
One Catholic church near me has a 15 minute "express mass". You don't get nearly the amount of exercise that you would in a standard 45 minute mass! (1/3 of the kneel-stand-kneal-sit-stand.......etc)
moreluck
golden ticket member
brownmonster
Man of Great Wisdom
This thread is losing its cohesion.
PT Stewie
"Big Fella"
I used to go to the last chance mass @ St. Pete's Sunday night sitting in the back snoozing during the Homily or the offertory and the back door opens and who comes in but the chairman of the board big Frank Sinatra didn't see what he put in the basket but I bet he tipped the usher LOL he was appearing @ the Latin Casino a club in Cherry Hill NJ
satellitedriver
Moderator
You do not even have to get in a car.
Stay at home version;
ACT OF CONTRITION 1 O MY GOD, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee, and I detest all my sins because I dread the loss of Heaven and the pains of Hell; but most of all because they offend Thee, my God, Who art all-good and deserving of all my love. I firmly resolve, with the help of Thy grace, to confess my sins, to do penance, and to amend my life. Amen.
AN ACT OF CONTRITION VERSION 2
Forgive me my sins, O Lord, forgive me my sins;
the sins of my youth, the sins of my age, the sins of my soul,
the sins of my body; my idle sins, my serious voluntary sins;
the sins I know, the sins I do not know; the sins I have concealed
for so long, and which are now hidden from my memory.
I am truly sorry for every sin, mortal and venial,
for all the sins of my childhood up to the present hour.
I know my sins have wounded Thy Tender Heart,
O My Savior, let me be freed from the bonds of evil through
the most bitter Passion of My Redeemer. Amen.
O My Jesus, forget and forgive what I have been. Amen.
satellitedriver
Moderator
Or for the truly lazy.
Do it online.
ups1990
Well-Known Member
A terrible thread about terrible threads.
satellitedriver
Moderator
On the subject of both churches and cohesion.
Maybe it is just me.
When friction between two people needs a lubricant?
A smile would have gotten me into that situation.
That is a terrible picture of Ivan the Terrible. He needs some new threads.
satellitedriver
Moderator
More, you know how to stick to the topic.This is Ivan the Terrible..now the thread is cohesive !!
speaking of terrible threads why cant we get new threads? My pens are falling outta my [pckets, my shirts are missing buttons, , my pants pockets are ripped, I ordered them in April, I have no light in this room so I cant see so excuse the mistypes. I have terrible lighting and I dont know how to fix that either.
menotyou
bella amicizia
I have posted this before, but it is kinda funny and Tooner might spit out her coffee on this one. When I was PT, one of the OMS' had free reign to order all the clothes she wanted.( I have a feeling it didn't last). I was an air driver, besides working Preload. I would bring cookies, vats of chili, goulash and meatballs. I always offered some to management, including the OMS'. I found out they would chow down after all the trucks left. So, this one OMS liked me cuz she liked the stuff I brought. Well, I was in the office chatting with them and they told me about this 'free reign'. We went shopping!! I couldn't believe the size of the box that came. I, even, got a raincoat. A couple years later, someone from the big Orange came up to audit the books, clothing budget included. They wanted to know why a PT'er had the most spent on her. hehehehehe. If I stretch my arms out, that's how wide the browns are in my closet. I have switched out quite a bit since then. I guess the new DM here wants us to look our best. When we can order, the word spreads fast! Good morning, Tooner! 
Ha, the power of the insider, love it.
Our girl, I call her that coz I dont know her title, (it should be'The one to ask when you need something done girl") ordered them, its not her fault.
I guess when my breasts are blowing in the breeze, maybe someone will get me some.....new shirts. Or when my my butt cheeks are hanging out of my pants like riding chaps. Til then, Ill cling dearly to my terrible threads.
You have a great morning.
Our girl, I call her that coz I dont know her title, (it should be'The one to ask when you need something done girl") ordered them, its not her fault.
I guess when my breasts are blowing in the breeze, maybe someone will get me some.....new shirts. Or when my my butt cheeks are hanging out of my pants like riding chaps. Til then, Ill cling dearly to my terrible threads.
You have a great morning.
old levi's
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Ha, the power of the insider, love it.
Our girl, I call her that coz I dont know her title, (it should be'The one to ask when you need something done girl") ordered them, its not her fault.
I guess when my breasts are blowing in the breeze, maybe someone will get me some.....new shirts. Or when my my butt cheeks are hanging out of my pants like riding chaps. Til then, Ill cling dearly to my terrible threads.
You have a great morning.
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