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<blockquote data-quote="Hate 150lb Packages" data-source="post: 1179060" data-attributes="member: 48257"><p>You made two mistakes, from Memphis' perspective. First, you assumed the bear did not order the parcel. Maybe he was expecting it, and now when he tries to track it, it shows his cave as a bad address. Your second mistake was that you overlooked the fact that the bear was a local. You should have approached him and simply asked for directions. Fred has given us clear directives at Ground for this type of situation. It is common knowledge that bears have poor eye sight, and run very poorly downhill. So the proper procedure, before dex 03, would be to approach the bear from behind, and a downhill slope, and ask if it was his package and/or if he knew where the proper recipient is. One other mistake you made was to assume that the house wasn't actually IN the middle of the lake. Perhaps a mermaid or other mystical creature needs their package. How does this make you feel?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Hate 150lb Packages, post: 1179060, member: 48257"] You made two mistakes, from Memphis' perspective. First, you assumed the bear did not order the parcel. Maybe he was expecting it, and now when he tries to track it, it shows his cave as a bad address. Your second mistake was that you overlooked the fact that the bear was a local. You should have approached him and simply asked for directions. Fred has given us clear directives at Ground for this type of situation. It is common knowledge that bears have poor eye sight, and run very poorly downhill. So the proper procedure, before dex 03, would be to approach the bear from behind, and a downhill slope, and ask if it was his package and/or if he knew where the proper recipient is. One other mistake you made was to assume that the house wasn't actually IN the middle of the lake. Perhaps a mermaid or other mystical creature needs their package. How does this make you feel? [/QUOTE]
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