Familiar with the clear plastic display boards above the urinals? The health and safety committee or whoever put a flier in recently called the 5 "being" habits to sound like the 5 seeing habits. Of course I was peeing as I read it and got the idea. I made up a bunch of these and posted them in all the restrooms at the Portland Hub monday: The 5 peeing habits 1. Get close, feet shoulder width apart with one foot slightly in front of the other. 2. Take a deep breath, exhale slowly with an exaggerated look of relief on your face. 3. Pee with a smooth, steady stream. Don't spurt. 4. Keep your eyes forward and avoid awkward conversation with your fellow lavatory patrons. It's okay to fart - you're in a restroom. 5. Remove excess dribble but don't overdo it. Remember: more than 2 shakes and you're playing with it.