The Big Lie

[dilligaf]

it's impossible to get hurt (injured), using proper work methods

YA! Just ask Trp, he knows how impossible it is to get hurt using methods.

 

[All Day]

We want you to take your entire break on route.......

 

[trplnkl]

last-best-final

Didn't your realize that everytime they typed that is was a typo? They meant.
least -best-final

 

[brownman15]

edd was designed to eliminate left turns

 

[The Milkman]

Yeah.... what did ever happen to the account reps from years ago that use to go to businesses to keep in touch?

Little by little the drivers replaced them...We need more sales leads in the pcm..Drum up volume blah,blah,blah...I gave up after seeing the aftermath of how the sales lead cards were never followed up. Feel like a jerk when customer keeps complaining about no one contacting them..

 

[DorkHead]

Were not making any money on our ground service!

 

[paidover95]

when you call in sick they say'COME ON WE HAVE NOBODY TO COVER YOUR ROUTE"WELL HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BROWN TRUCK SIT IN THE BUILDING ALL DAY?????????

 

[bumped]

The GPS is not to fire people it is to send the on demands to the closest driver.

 

[1989]

UPS's '97 pension offer is an insult. In 2008 that same offer is acceptable.

 

[UnconTROLLed]

Telematics was implemented soley to improve safety.

 

[Dustyroads]

"We'll cut you a green check for the shortage on your paycheck, tomorrow."

 

[hurricanegunner]

"There is nothing more important to us than the safety of our people." Right.

 

[hurricanegunner]

"You don't need a union steward for this meeting. We just want to talk."

 

[brownman15]

home is your most important stop

 

[Anonymous 10]

I don't care if you file a grievance

 

[bumped]

Safety First

 

[upsgrunt]

Safety First

Well, top 5 anyway.

 

[bumped]

Well, top 5 anyway.

How about, We want you to call in every injury regardless how small.

 

[40 and out]

Division Manager at PCM "You'll never hear a word about production from me. When the PCM is over we need the following drivers in the office to explain why you were more than an hour over yesterday"

 

[whiskey]

Tiger Woods was on his way to 3AM Pre-load start time. His wife, Elin, who had been getting Mary K deliveries, got him the job. Like many celebrities, Tiger wanted to know what it felt like to wear the brown.