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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 810059" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000080">Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy">Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy">Here is a model separation agreement:</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">--Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy">--We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and bio-diesel. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">--You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy">--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">--We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood . </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy">--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy">--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy">--We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy">--You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">--We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">--We'll keep <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"The Battle Hymn of the Republic"</span></em> and <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"The National Anthem."</span></em></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya"</span></em> or <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"We Are the World". </span></em>--We'll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy">Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy">Sincerely,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy">John J. Wall</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy">Law Student and an American</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy">P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, &</span></span><strong><span style="color: #006000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Jane Fonda</span></span></strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">with you.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy">P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #407f00"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">If you can't stand behind our Military, Please feel free to stand in front of them!</span></span></strong> </p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>=</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 810059, member: 1246"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000080]Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course. [/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=navy]Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=navy]Here is a model separation agreement:[/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]--Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=navy]--We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.[/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and bio-diesel. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]--You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=navy]--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.[/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]--We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood . [/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=navy]--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.[/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. [/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=navy]--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.[/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill. [/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=navy]--We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=navy]--You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.[/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]--We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]--We'll keep [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"The Battle Hymn of the Republic"[/FONT][/I] and [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"The National Anthem."[/FONT][/I][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya"[/FONT][/I] or [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"We Are the World". [/FONT][/I]--We'll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [/FONT] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=navy]Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=navy]Sincerely,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=navy]John J. Wall[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=navy]Law Student and an American[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=navy]P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, &[/COLOR][/FONT][B][COLOR=#006000][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Jane Fonda[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]with you.[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=navy]P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.[/COLOR][/FONT] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#407f00][FONT=Comic Sans MS]If you can't stand behind our Military, Please feel free to stand in front of them![/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/CENTER] = [/QUOTE]
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