The eternal question....

[soberups]

.....Why?

 

[menotyou]

Why, to get to the other side, of course. Silly.

 

[BrownArmy]

center manager to soberups..."Why were you stopped and idling for 90 seconds in between stop x and stop y?"

"Sir (or Ma'am), it was a slow chicken."

 

[dillweed]

They love breadcrumbs and such. Next time, if you have a sandwich, get out and feed the little thing. Very cute, those chickens and more personality than some folks I have worked with.

 

[menotyou]

Chickens have no ability to backstab. I raised them as a kid.

 

[over9five]

I have never put a chicken on "ignore".

 

[menotyou]

Me neither. Just pathetic old McCloud.

 

[bottomups]

You have answered my question. Since I see no egg, the chicken came first!

 

[brownmonster]

...because it was there.

 

[moreluck]

Ask wkmac......it's a conspiracy!!

 

[hurricanegunner]

The chicken wanted you to hit him so he could sue UPS.

 

[Re-Raise]

Sober the cock blocker

 

[brownboxman]

If you would have ran over that bird, being a domesticated animal, would you be charged with an accident?

 

[OT Hound]

Yes, that is Foghorn Leghorn. I say, I say take it easy boy.

 

[Cementups]

This thread is messed up. I got a pic/text from a friend today who sent me a picture of a chicken with the same question. Must be today's theme.

 

[soberups]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To prove to the possum that it could actually be done.

 

[old levi's]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To prove to the possum that it could actually be done.

Possums do tend to fail miserably at that task!