I know everyone on my backwoods hillbilly route. Unlike the ghetto, there isnt any place for would-be muggers to hang out and look inconspicuous while waiting for me to return to the truck. Someone who wanted to rob me would pretty much have to follow me around for a few miles in a car in order to find a secluded enough spot to hold me up. My biggest worry at this point is the people who are growing large quantities of marijuana. There are at least 10 grow operations on my route that I am aware of, they are prime targets for robbery, and anytime I am walking up a long driveway after dark and can smell dope growing I worry that some paranoid pot farmer will think I'm sneaking up there to rip off his crop and wind up putting a load of 00 buckshot into my ass.
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