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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 86021" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">David M. Bresnahan </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">April 1, 2006</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">NewsWithViews.com</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Dear President Bush: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">U.S.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"> into </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Mexico</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following: </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>1.</strong></span></span></strong></span> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"> Free medical care for my entire family. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong><strong>2.</strong></strong> English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong><strong>3.</strong></strong> All government forms need to be printed in English. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong><strong>4.</strong></strong> I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong><strong>5.</strong></strong> Schools need to include classes on American culture and history. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong><strong>6.</strong></strong> I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong><strong>7.</strong></strong> Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong><strong>8.</strong></strong> I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong><strong>9.</strong></strong> I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong><strong>10.</strong></strong> In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>11.</strong></span></span></strong></span> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"> I plan to fly the </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">U.S.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"> flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong><strong>12.</strong></strong> I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don’t enforce any labor laws or tax laws. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong><strong>13.</strong></strong> Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">U.S.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"> from </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Mexico</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Thank you so much for your kind help.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Sincerely, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">David M. Bresnahan</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 86021, member: 1246"] [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia]David M. Bresnahan [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia]April 1, 2006[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia] NewsWithViews.com [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia]Dear President Bush: [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia]I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia]U.S.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia] into [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia]Mexico[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia], and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3] [/SIZE] [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia]I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3] [/SIZE] [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia]So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following: [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3] [B][FONT=Georgia][FONT=Georgia][B] 1.[/B][/FONT][/FONT][/B][/SIZE] [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia] Free medical care for my entire family. [B][B]2.[/B][/B] English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not. [B][B]3.[/B][/B] All government forms need to be printed in English. [B][B]4.[/B][/B] I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers. [B][B]5.[/B][/B] Schools need to include classes on American culture and history. [B][B]6.[/B][/B] I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down. [B][B]7.[/B][/B] Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch. [B][B]8.[/B][/B] I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services. [B][B]9.[/B][/B] I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws. [B][B]10.[/B][/B] In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3] [B][FONT=Georgia][FONT=Georgia][B]11.[/B][/FONT][/FONT][/B][/SIZE] [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia] I plan to fly the [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia]U.S.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia] flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals. [B][B]12.[/B][/B] I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don’t enforce any labor laws or tax laws. [B][B]13.[/B][/B] Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3] [/SIZE] [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia] I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia]U.S.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia] from [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia]Mexico[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia]. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3] [/SIZE] [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia]However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia]Thank you so much for your kind help. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3] [/SIZE] [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia]Sincerely, [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia]David M. Bresnahan[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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