I miss Rocketman as well.
Rocket, where you at?
As far as this thread goes, I take my whole lunch: I read the paper, I call my wife, I read a magazine, I eat lunch, sometimes I take a short nap in the 2000 section (gotta love those LLBean green packages...is it a shirt? is it pants? I don't know, now it's a pillow).
I drive cover and I'm a methods man: handrail, excellent park positions, intelligent rearrangement and execution of the idiot dispatch of the day, no packages in the cab, appropriate DR's, I'll rearrange the route to deliver that school/church/business-in-a-house that always gets into the 8000 section...
Sometimes the driver of a route I cover will come to me and say, "stop killing my route, you're making me look bad" or something similar. Makes me wonder what that driver does all day.
Dude, the only one making you look bad is you. I'm just more organized than you are.
Now, the RUNNERS... even I have a problem with some of these guys:
Why am I re-delivering a BASIC package?
Why is this business/school/church sheeted NI 1 etc...?
I know that you know that this address is correct...that wasn't a legit exception package.
Piss bottles...people please, we're in one of the most densely populated areas in the ENTIRE WORLD, and you can't find a bathroom? (at least take your piss bottle with you, jackazz).
P.S.IF I CAN'T SPORT A GOATEE IN THE NEXT CONTRACT I'M MOS-DEF STRIKING...
(lulz).
