The trial of Klein (part 1)

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by DS, Sep 27, 2009.

  1. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    Ok,this is a thread where we take turns adding a line or two.....

    The townsfolk in the village, meet secretly at night
    both overtaxed and underpaid, decide its time to stand and fight
     
  2. ol'browneye

    ol'browneye Active Member

    Klein shows up with a cooler full of Labatts!
     
  3. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    and a dozen of freshly grilled fully stuffed brats.
     
  4. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Asking his center manager "Hey,you got a bottle opener?".
     
  5. ol'browneye

    ol'browneye Active Member

    :beerhat::rofl:

    Good one!
     
  6. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    my ladys in the bath putting myrr and and lilac soap on her...
     
  7. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    OK so far we got this
    The townsfolk in the village, meet secretly at night
    both overtaxed and underpaid, decide its time to stand and fight
    Klein shows up with a cooler full of Labatts!
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    and a dozen of freshly grilled fully stuffed brats.
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    Asking his center manager "Hey,you got a bottle opener?".
    my ladys in the bath putting myrr and and lilac soap on her...
     
  8. ol'browneye

    ol'browneye Active Member

    ...tush and she still smells like she just worked a 10 hour day in the middle of August!
     
  9. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    so she takes a bath and Klein begins to lust.
     
  10. ol'browneye

    ol'browneye Active Member

    and the more Labatts he drinks, the better she smells!
     
  11. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    What more can I say
    The king declared Klein the minister of taxes
     
  12. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    "Get out of here you sicko!", she screams in disgust.
     
  13. ol'browneye

    ol'browneye Active Member

    DS, did you have any idea the story would take this turn? LOL
     
  14. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    As she rises from the water exposing her sudsy bust.
     
  15. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    and the people stormed the castle with big sticks and a few axes
     
  16. ol'browneye

    ol'browneye Active Member

    yelling "let the sudsy bust free!"
     
  17. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    The castle was a palace but was easy to attack with its alabaster walls
     
  18. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    NO
     
  19. ol'browneye

    ol'browneye Active Member

    So Klein, fearing destruction of his alabaster palace, released the lady with the sudsy bust to the delight of the crowd, only to declare a hefty tax on busts a few minutes later.
     
  20. Pkgrunner

    Pkgrunner Service Provider

    It was the worst fate befallen on the people of Edmonton since August 9, 1988.