The trial of Klein (part 1)

[DS]

though a tax on the bust may seem somewhat shady,the tax was recinded for some up front ladies

 

[ol'browneye]

...though while the tax was in affect, ladys had to pay in Labatts and brats!

 

[DS]

in 1392 there was no brats or blue and a bath a week was good if you could get it

 

[Mike23]

Finally the suds receded from her bust and body as she stood and Klein noticed she was 300 pounds...although he had so many Labatts by now she looked 100 pounds!

 

[DS]

This thread did not go as I wished it would,,,I want to delete it and start over,any objections?

 

[Catatonic]

This thread did not go as I wished it would,,,I want to delete it and start over,any objections?

Just rename the thread to
"Labatts and Brats, Bust and Lust, Suds and STUGs"

 

[ol'browneye]

DS, with all due respect, what did you expect when you put the name Klein in the title?

Please feel free to start again and we (or at least I) will try to behave!

 

[DS]

DS, with all due respect, what did you expect when you put the name Klein in the title?

Please feel free to start again and we (or at least I) will try to behave!

ok maybe it was a bad title

 

[DS]

My idea was that as a group we could create a poem that would be readable.
A story.The knights of the brown table.
The working title means nothing.

it could start much like this....

The browncafe knights arrived in thier splendor
(the next line should rhyme)

 

[grgrcr88]

After working eleven hours feeling a bit tender...

 

[klein]

and hoping to get to the Labatts' beer vendor

 

[MC4YOU2]

In his tipsy state he almost rear ends her.

 

[ol'browneye]

And I swear I had nothing to do with this!

(At least it rhymes!)

 

[cachsux]

In his tipsy state he almost rear ends her.

He says "I`m usually a gentleman who shows a lady class. I`m ever so sorry I hit you in the ...bottom."

 

[BLACKBOX]

In his tipsy state he almost rear ends her.

Even though a primal scream was heard throughout the land, she was heard to whisper.."Sir, may I have another?".

 

[DS]

All the writing so far is bizzare and obtuse
like Kurt Vonnegut Jr drunk reading old Dr. Zeuss

Primal screaming is closer black box wins the hand
He's a upser by day but must work undercover

As a scribe texting messages to the service providers
...

 

[brownmonster]

Labatts and Brats? That's the "Breakfast of Champions" around here.