The UPS Survival "Twelve Step Recovery Program" Guide

[anonymous6]

so many people have contacted me about my "Twelve Step Program" comment that I thought maybe we should start one.

how about

#1. Admit you have a problem.

 

[brownmonster]

#2 Admit it's your problem and do something about it.

 

[over9five]

#3 Buy something alcoholic.

 

[trickpony1]

#4. work through the love-hate-indifference continuum.

The sooner you get to the indifference stage, the healthier you will be mentally and physically.

 

[brownmonster]

#5 There are ways to avoid interaction with mgmnt. Ask around.

 

[Re-Raise]

#6 Take a personal inventory of your break time and use it.

 

[ymelord]

#7 Buy more something alcoholic

 

[bumped]

Its always your fault

 

[jaker]

9 when in doubt call out sick

 

[Kman845]

10. Make adjustments to changing conditions.

 

[serenity now]

11. when there is a crisis: deny, name call, and assign blame

 

[htown0721]

12. if all else fails...grieve it

 

[spmoto]

Learning to live a new life with a new code of behavior, IE the methods

or

Help others who suffer from the same addiction by posting support on browncafe

 

[menotyou]

When all else fails, buy more alcohol.

 

[anonymous6]

the only true recovery is retirement or death.

 

[brownmonster]

the only true recovery is retirement or death.

With my luck it will be the same day.

 

[bluehdmc]

When all else fails, buy more alcohol.

It does help one forget, but when you sober up you still have the same problems and a hangover!

 

[cosmo1]

Try your best to have patience with 'customers' that come here looking for their packages.

 

[Returntosender]

Medical marijuana makes it all go away.

 

[menotyou]

It does help one forget, but when you sober up you still have the same problems and a hangover!

When all else fails, buy more alcohol.

Problem solved!