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<blockquote data-quote="Commercial Inside Release" data-source="post: 5589027" data-attributes="member: 93336"><p>We are switching to drive up warehouses the customers go to, that have a robot which greets them, picks them up by their hair, and shoves their parcel up their *ss.</p><p></p><p>Anyone that wants home delivery will have to pay 3x the current rates, and chronic orderers (hoarders) will have to enter into a subscription for delivery, which includes pickup services. Part of the job will be packaging customer's returns.</p><p></p><p>Rural customers will go to a pickup trailer\facility, with a temporary access code.</p><p>Don't make us put a smack-bot out there!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Commercial Inside Release, post: 5589027, member: 93336"] We are switching to drive up warehouses the customers go to, that have a robot which greets them, picks them up by their hair, and shoves their parcel up their *ss. Anyone that wants home delivery will have to pay 3x the current rates, and chronic orderers (hoarders) will have to enter into a subscription for delivery, which includes pickup services. Part of the job will be packaging customer's returns. Rural customers will go to a pickup trailer\facility, with a temporary access code. Don't make us put a smack-bot out there! [/QUOTE]
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