There Will Be Acronyms...

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by soberups, Jul 2, 2014.

  1. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    ...and a freaking OJS for my ass tomorrow, all because a 17 yr old girl rear-ended me on a busy highway when I slowed down to pull into a driveway. No one got hurt, she was in her daddys 20 yr old POS farm truck that already had a beat up front bumper, and my back bumper wound up with a 1/2" dent that our shop wont even bother fixing. The worst part for me will be spending 10 hours on car getting lectured by and reciting acronyms for a supervisor who wasnt even born when I started doing this job. If I'm lucky, maybe he has plans for tomorrow night and will dispatch me light so that he can get home early.
     
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  2. Future

    Future Well-Known Member

    Hmmmm... farmers daughter?rear -ended? beat up bumpers? and acronyms..........sounds like one hell of a porno beginning!!!
     
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  3. Sorry soberups.
    You did nothing wrong. But now you have to deal with all the stupid crap.
     
  4. I've found in situations like these that most women that are driving trucks are pretty hot. That girl is not legal so I wouldn't comment on her but if a girl is driving a truck there should be some kind of rule of thumb. If they are driving a truck they are probably someone that's going to be pretty good to be married to someday.
     
  5. Yea what he said. Did they ask you if you beeped your horn at her before she hit you?
     
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  6. joeboodog

    joeboodog good people drink good beer

    You can bet on the sup making sure you are light today.
     
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  7. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

    Should have made eye contact in your mirrors............
     
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  8. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    So, there was penetration.
     
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  9. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    If it was me the sup would be dreading being with me all day.
     
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  10. Tired Driver

    Tired Driver Sisyphus had it easy.

    Pack a lunch. Stop miles away from any food source and take your 1 hour lunch.
     
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  11. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

    He would certainly need to worry about that blind spot in the rear........
     
  12. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Always have an out

    Always have an in...
     
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  13. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest


    The old in and out
     
  14. Future

    Future Well-Known Member

    Eat a jar of hot peppers and beans b4 start time.......make for a grand ride along.....
     
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  15. A lot of seaman smelling farts?
     
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  16. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    You told me you had protection on?
     
  17. Lol. You made me laugh. Thanks brother. :)
     
  18. joeboodog

    joeboodog good people drink good beer

    Also add eggs for a rooting tooting good time.
     
  19. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    don't forget the beer and cabbage
    Beer Cabbage.jpg
     
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  20. Notretiredyet

    Notretiredyet Active Member

    The only possible positive out of riding with an OC is the fact that you'll likely be dispatched with less work. Most OC in this area don't like to work late, especially on the last day of the week.