There's a joker in every deck

[nystripe96]

I hate when people yell out hey 'Fedex guy, is here.' Do they not see that I'm driving a UPS truck, wearing brown and have a UPS logo.. SMH

 

[olroadbeech]

"you work for UPS?" when i have my uniform on and see me get out of my tractor.

"no, i mugged the real driver and am stealing his rig ." ( smirking so they dont call the police )

 

[9.5 everyday]

Delivered to a Dollar store yesterday, walking through the store to find the manager, and a lady shopping asked if I worked there. Lol. "yep! I said pointing to the ups logo on my brown jacket." And continued to walk past her.

 

[9.5 everyday]

You gotta love "is it ticking?" I usually respond with "nope, but I heard it bark a couple times." Or, "if it is ticking, it's in your hands now, see ya!"

 

[Anthonysg0113]

They hate when I roll 30 plus boxes into the AT&T store! They say "...we don't like you today", and I respond with "I didn't order it".

 

[9.5 everyday]

You gotta love, "Must be nice driving around all day delivering a package here and there" and "Have you been to my house yet?" From some random ass nobody.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

You gotta love, "Must be nice driving around all day delivering a package here and there" and "Have you been to my house yet?" From some random ass nobody.

This is where the 1000 mile stare comes in handy.

 

[Ouch]

Hot enough for ya? Naa 116 would be just right.

 

[Wally]

"Are you married"? Heard that many times.

 

[9.5 everyday]

"Are you married"? Heard that many times.

No you haven't.

 

[Wally]

No you haven't.

Yep, I have! Propositioned too. No kidding. Also heard that from some Mom's looking to unload daughter's.

 

[9.5 everyday]

Yep, I have! Propositioned too. No kidding. Also heard that from some Mom's looking to unload daughter's.

I've unloaded on some daughters. [emoji23]

 

[Geo926]

"Stay dry" when it's pouring rain all day. Yeh sure buddy. Also gotta love the "Wow you're really sweating!" Yeh sorry not sitting in a cubicle all day clown.

 

[8000Shelf]

"Where's the regular driver, on vacation again?"

Yeah you need 7 weeks off from this gig after 25 years... just pisses me off

 

[9.5 everyday]

"Where's the regular driver, on vacation again?"

Yeah you need 7 weeks off from this gig after 25 years... just pisses me off

I'm just stoked to get my 3rd week next year. (Sigh)

 

[8000Shelf]

I'm just stoked to get my 3rd week next year. (Sigh)

About to hit 5 myself.

The customers that get it say "good for him/her, you guys need that time away from this"

 

[9.5 everyday]

About to hit 5 myself.

The customers that get it say "good for him/her, you guys need that time away from this"

You seriously do. I'll be able to retire by the time I get my 6th week of vaca.

 

[i Misload Next Day Airs]

One that I got last year was "What's in the Box?"........ I responded with..... "Let's hope its not Ebola" and walk away

 

[Anthonysg0113]

About to hit 5 myself.

The customers that get it say "good for him/her, you guys need that time away from this"

I'm also about to hit 5 weeks. My goal is to take a whole month off to see what it's like. Probably won't want to go back.

 

[9.5 everyday]

One that I got last year was "What's in the Box?"........ I responded with..... "Let's hope its not Ebola" and walk away

The plain old "what is it?" I like to respond with its a medium brown box, weighs about 5lbs. They love that.