Thief , turd ...

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Indecisi0n, Oct 8, 2014.

  1. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I love how we are all thiefs , liars and cheats but they are already begging for guys to work the day after thanksgiving. They say we are all about the money but yet they get no volunteers for "the chance to make a lot of cash fast".

    F u.
     
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  2. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Guest

    Oh.. Thought this was a thread calling me a thief. Thought someone had found out what I do at UPS now that I no longer drive and was accusing me of stealing money from UPS by collecting a paycheck. Whew!!!


    Sent using sound vibrations from a gassy stomachs
     
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  3. Turd burglar?
     
  4. Stealing turds......why would you do that? LMAO
     
  5. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Guest

    Working at UPS wouldn't need to steal turds. There are a never ending supply of them little brown boogers out there
     
  6. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Working day after Turdsday?
     
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  7. upsbeernut

    upsbeernut Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes i dont.

    My radio was taken out of my locker and thrown in the toilet. Is that considered a turd burgular. Someone doesn't like me at work. I was the only one without a lock on my locker. My bad! He or she might not like music.
     
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  8. Bottom rung

    Bottom rung Active Member

    Here's your burglar
     

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  9. OLDMAN3

    OLDMAN3 Guest

    From comedian George Carlin:

    Alfie said, "Hey I'm gonna go take a :censored2: in your restroom"

    George said, "You better not take one of mine!"

    Why would you want to take a :censored2:?!?!

    If anything you want to leave a :censored2:.
     
  10. aiian

    aiian Active Member

    Meh.

    Black Friday isn't really a holiday anyway.
     
  11. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    Not one lock in our locker room.
     
  12. Turd buglar?
     
  13. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Wow, really? Who'd you piss off?
     
  14. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    I'd like to leave one on my center manager's desk....but I'm much too lady like to drop my drawers in the office :bigsmile2:
     
  15. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

    Maybe they just don't like that hip hop :censored2: you listen to.
     
  16. Future

    Future Well-Known Member

    turd-burglar-demotivational.jpg
     
  17. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

    ....nothing but locks in ours.
     
  18. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest


    Looks like you might want to cut back on the peanuts.

    ....just saying
     
  19. Future

    Future Well-Known Member

    :you_go_girl::its_all_good:
    In my opinion it is perfectly fine for a lady to leave a good old fashioned Cleveland Steamer!
     
  20. So many replies, to that post!