This will never happen at UPS.....

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by ups1990, Sep 22, 2009.

  1. ups1990

    ups1990 Well-Known Member

    A package reported to authorities as "suspicious package" inside the hub.

    An employee appreciation day at UPS.
     
  2. klein

    klein Für Meno :)

    Getting UPS socks at a regular decent market price.
     
  3. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Uniforms that aren't "factory seconds"
     
  4. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    This will never happen at Brown Cafe.....

    A thread that Klein will not reply to...
     
  5. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Having management say to an hourly " Hey, thanks for that idea. It works and we`ll start doing it that way from now on,saving money,time and trouble the whole way."
     
  6. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    Re: This will never happen at Brown Cafe.....

    Now that's funny, Pot.
     
  7. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Re: This will never happen at Brown Cafe.....


    Shouldn't you be filling sand bags or pumping out your basement?:wink2:
     
  8. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    Re: This will never happen at Brown Cafe.....

    If there was a church that got its congregation members to pray for rain in that area recently, they should get the members back together to pray for world peace.
     
  9. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    You did such an awesome job yesterday, I lightened you up.

    Answering a customer complaint without blaming the driver, and without identifying the gender.
     
  10. ups1990

    ups1990 Well-Known Member

    Management will admit to not knowing why we're starting 10 minutes later than yesterday. We certainly don't have 10 min. less work than the previous day,
     
  11. ol'browneye

    ol'browneye Active Member

    Re: This will never happen at Brown Cafe.....

    YUK! I hate whirled peas!:sick:
     
  12. ol'browneye

    ol'browneye Active Member

    The center manager will tell us at a pcm to quit using edd and start using some commen sense!
     
  13. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    center manager will say, 'We won't be doing anymore OJS's, I trust you guys.'
     
  14. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    "You've worked four 10 hour days? Take Friday off!"
     
  15. klein

    klein Für Meno :)

    Have a beer, on us !
     
  16. ol'browneye

    ol'browneye Active Member

    Have a beer, on us !...
    ... on the clock!
     
  17. hdtvtechno

    hdtvtechno New Member

    LMAO
     
  18. Bad Gas!

    Bad Gas! Active Member

    We over dispatched you but don't worry about 9.5...Just be safe..
     
  19. NHDRVR

    NHDRVR New Member

    Re: This will never happen at Brown Cafe.....

    (hahaha)

    I shouldn't laugh....I am on my way
     
  20. ups1990

    ups1990 Well-Known Member

    bringing back of Air drivers.