Those moments!!

[joeboodog]

I had a man answer the door in nothing but pink underwear. Akkkward

 

[QualityLoads]

Those moments when the customer leaves a note on the door saying they authorize you to leave a signature required or 21+ package. Then you fill out your info notice and slap it directly on top of their note. Don't know why but it puts a smile on my face every time.

 

[box_beeyotch]

Seeing all the prostitutes on an in town corner waving at you "Mr. UPS man" as you drive by.

 

[Lead Belly]

Let's talk about those crazy moments as a ups driver. It can be anything... from what happen at the building, to when u driving or even a customer. Share your funny, serious, crazy or weird thoughts!!

I once drove down a 1400foot driveway and saw a naked old man riding his lawn mower. It really grossed me out. Nobody really want to see a naked old man. I called the center and let them know just because I thought they'd want to know.

 

[Mr.Golden]

I once drove down a 1400foot driveway and saw a naked old man riding his lawn mower. It really grossed me out. Nobody really want to see a naked old man. I called the center and let them know just because I thought they'd want to know.

Lol, I experienced something similar. I deliver to a house in the country and the guy had a camper in the back yard. So I pulled in from the dirt driveway to deliver and the old man hop out the camper with his tighty whitey underwear and demand me to hand him the pkg....I told myself never again

 

[brownmonster]

Came around a house and a dog tied up in the back corner of the yard started barking. Guy steps out of the back door in his underwear and shoots the dog with a BB gun.

 

[Mr.Golden]

That moment when u open the bulk head door to grab a heavy pkg from the floor. The stick shift rubs right between the cheeks. Don't back up to close!!

 

[Lead Belly]

Came around a house and a dog tied up in the back corner of the yard started barking. Guy steps out of the back door in his underwear and shoots the dog with a BB gun.

I had the biggest golden retriever you've ever seen try to hump me on many occasions. I told the homeowner to control his animal. My best bud delivers there as well and the golden would try to jump him as well. We still joke about it to this day and get a good laugh out of it.

 

[Lead Belly]

Came around a house and a dog tied up in the back corner of the yard started barking. Guy steps out of the back door in his underwear and shoots the dog with a BB gun.

I'd like to kick that guys ass by the way.

 

[theslinger]

When you hit the curb, while delivering your first stop. :/

 

[clean hairy]

Person who tries to get you take their P.O. package, and they don't understand USPS is NOT UPS!

 

[DSM515]

When you squat down and rip! There goes my seam. Cheap crap uniforms. Never had a pair of old riversides split out.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Came around a house and a dog tied up in the back corner of the yard started barking. Guy steps out of the back door in his underwear and shoots the dog with a BB gun.

I'd like to kick that guys ass by the way.

I would like to give that guy a biscuit.

 

[box_beeyotch]

When you're delivering to the bad part of town and you see a dea sting and bust in person while delivering a package 6 houses up

 

[Sierra44]

I covered a route with a resi that had two goats just walking around the front yard. I walk passed them, put the package on the porch. As I walked back to the car I noticed they were gone. I go to step into the car and they were in it with one chewing on the seat. Trying to get goats to walk down the steps was interesting. I couldn't stop laughing the rest of the day.

 

[wornoutupser]

Handing a tube package to an office manager and having a large sex toy slide out of the other end across her desk !

 

[Harry Manback]

I once drove down a 1400foot driveway and saw a naked old man riding his lawn mower. It really grossed me out. Nobody really want to see a naked old man. I called the center and let them know just because I thought they'd want to know.

CYA, brother.

 

[jaker]

I have too many , but telling you guys would reveal who I am

 

[brownmonster]

I would like to give that guy a biscuit.

Dogs and women. Some I like, some annoy me.

 

[Brownslave688]

That moment when you realize you have 2 over 70lb pkgs to the fourth floor at the apt. So u just walk up there and slide the delivery notice in the door. They will think twice ordering

You're paid by the hour. Make the attempt.