Thread Title - include "On Topic" to request no jokes or trolling....

[Code 82 Approved]

Seems like a slow night, so disregard the topic and tell some jokes and pay at the troll bridge.

 

[Schweddy]

Which Billy Goat Gruff brother are you?

 

[Code 82 Approved]

FDX-G Manager

That was what the big billy goat said. And then he flew at the troll, and poked his eyes out with his horns, and crushed him to bits, body and bones, and tossed him out into the cascade, and after that he went up to the hillside. There the billy goats got so fat they were scarcely able to walk home again. And if the fat hasn't fallen off them, why, they're still fat; and so,

Snip, snap, snout.
This tale's told out.

 

[Schweddy]

lol

How about "the little engine that could" by Major Payne?!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I used to read this to my kid's when it was bed time:

Go The To Sleep

 

[Ground Schmuck]

I used to read this to my kid's when it was bed time:

Go The To Sleep

Great book.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

FedEx went union?

 

[Code 82 Approved]

Ground Went Union
HD held out
Express was absent

 

[Code 82 Approved]

I try to express myself in the forums, but you rigid people just have no humor.
My gosh, lighten up!

 

[Schweddy]

You must be in Hawaii