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<blockquote data-quote="unionman" data-source="post: 654872" data-attributes="member: 21107"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">It is near the Christmas break of the school year. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal..</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Johnny is even madder than before.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John friend. Kennedy."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these #$%%% would keep their mouths shut!"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"</span></span></span></span></span> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="unionman, post: 654872, member: 21107"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Times New Roman]It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John friend. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave." Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these #$%%% would keep their mouths shut!" The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][COLOR=windowtext][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#632423][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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