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<blockquote data-quote="Sammie" data-source="post: 211454" data-attributes="member: 8657"><p>You and your osi's... Maybe you could hire a few <span style="color: seagreen">Green M & M's</span> to guard the little stoners...</p><p> </p><p>Some ideas for the workplace -</p><p> </p><p>To cut down on janitors and cleaning supplies, Unisex restrooms! (For</p><p>non mgmt personnel only). We have co ed bathrooms at home, right? This reminds me of a girl who once worked in the feeder office. If the ladies room was full, she barged right into the men's room regardless if it was in use or not. No knock, no nothing....<em>That</em> made life interesting...</p><p> </p><p>Since most of you are out driving all day or tossing pkgs around in the hub, there's not a lot you can do while you're working to protect our planet. I'm sure mgmt wouldn't mind doing their part to help out.</p><p> </p><p>So this is directed to all of you triplicate-printing, paper-cup-squashing, run-our-computers-all-day-long-so-the-boss-thinks-we're-working, <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/laugh.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":laugh:" title="Laugh :laugh:" data-shortname=":laugh:" /></p><p> </p><p>earth befouling sups and mgrs. </p><p> </p><p>Your comfy, climate controlled offices and conference rooms are being</p><p>dismantled. Heating, cooling and powering office space is responsible for 40% of all carbon dioxide emissions in this country.</p><p> </p><p>Your computers will be donated to local schools in need. Office computers burn $1 billion worth of electricity every year - and that's when they're not producing a lick of work. (Tie??)</p><p> </p><p>So, tree houses and outhouses (toilet flushing is the single largest water hog in offices across the country, wasting 4.8 billion gallons every day) are being built for your use. There won't be any electricity in them, because lighting offices eats up too much electricity but there will be rugs made from recycled soda bottles and second hand chairs...</p><p> </p><p>Nobody said Goin' Green would be easy... <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/sad.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sad:" title="Sad :sad:" data-shortname=":sad:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sammie, post: 211454, member: 8657"] You and your osi's... Maybe you could hire a few [COLOR=seagreen]Green M & M's[/COLOR] to guard the little stoners... Some ideas for the workplace - To cut down on janitors and cleaning supplies, Unisex restrooms! (For non mgmt personnel only). We have co ed bathrooms at home, right? This reminds me of a girl who once worked in the feeder office. If the ladies room was full, she barged right into the men's room regardless if it was in use or not. No knock, no nothing....[I]That[/I] made life interesting... Since most of you are out driving all day or tossing pkgs around in the hub, there's not a lot you can do while you're working to protect our planet. I'm sure mgmt wouldn't mind doing their part to help out. So this is directed to all of you triplicate-printing, paper-cup-squashing, run-our-computers-all-day-long-so-the-boss-thinks-we're-working, :laugh: earth befouling sups and mgrs. Your comfy, climate controlled offices and conference rooms are being dismantled. Heating, cooling and powering office space is responsible for 40% of all carbon dioxide emissions in this country. Your computers will be donated to local schools in need. Office computers burn $1 billion worth of electricity every year - and that's when they're not producing a lick of work. (Tie??) So, tree houses and outhouses (toilet flushing is the single largest water hog in offices across the country, wasting 4.8 billion gallons every day) are being built for your use. There won't be any electricity in them, because lighting offices eats up too much electricity but there will be rugs made from recycled soda bottles and second hand chairs... Nobody said Goin' Green would be easy... :sad: [/QUOTE]
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