To Any Of You Wrestling Fans On Here

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by MaineGroundDriver, Mar 17, 2013.

  1. Let's compare the companies to the wrestling of the late 90s ..

    UPS is obviously big bad Vince and the WWE ..

    Express is WCW, once thought they were top dog, only to die ..

    Ground is ECW, kind of the renegade group who almost overtook WCW as #2 before they both died ..

    Hmmm ..
     
  2. MAKAVELI

    MAKAVELI Well-Known Member

    Wrestling is fake anyway just like your " business".
     
  3. Wrestling's outcomes are pre-determined .. it's not "fake" .. but that's another discussion for another day ..

    I don't own a business, so it's not fake or real ..
     
  4. MAKAVELI

    MAKAVELI Well-Known Member

    It's fake dude. Why do you think wrestling has lost so many viewers to MMA?
     
  5. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    A Ground driver using wrestling analogies...how perfect. Did you read about this in The Atlantic?
     
  6. Just saying .. I hope we don't end up like WCW and ECW did!
     
  7. Route 66

    Route 66 Flacid Member

    well, there went yet another minute of my life I'll never be able to get back
     
  8. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    As a proud non-watcher of both "Professional" Wrestling and NASCAR, I can honestly say I have no idea what you are talking about.
     
  9. CJinx

    CJinx Well-Known Member

    Speaking of wrestling, there is an MMA event at the Colisee in Lewiston...
     
  10. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

    Wrestling has the same relation to MMA as.....as....as.......well as nothing.....

    Hey, got a great poll idea.

    Whats more fake

    Wrestling
    or
    The Fedex Ground model???

    Can I start a poll or only a Mod? never done one.....
     
  11. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    Your wife's or...nevermind.
     
  12. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

    Lol.....I can take a good comeback......
    That was pretty good
     
  13. CJinx

    CJinx Well-Known Member

    There is wrestling in MMA...
     
  14. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    Thank you for taking that in the intended spirit. I almost didn't post it, but it was just too easy.
     
  15. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    Half naked sweaty men pummeling each other and attempting choke holds and submission holds? 'not sure what that is.
     
  16. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

    Behind the scenes at CPAC?
     
  17. MAKAVELI

    MAKAVELI Well-Known Member

    Better than watching a musical.
     
  18. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    Said the half-naked knuckle dragger just before tapping out.
     
  19. MAKAVELI

    MAKAVELI Well-Known Member

    Maybe they should just sing a song in the ring. I'm sure that would get a lot of viewers. Lol
     
  20. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    I think that's called a "concert".