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<blockquote data-quote="Livin the Dream?" data-source="post: 542064" data-attributes="member: 21891"><p>12. UPS Provides very popular services for a very good price. You need it there fast, you use "AIR", you need it there eventually, you use "GROUND". Air=Fast, Ground=Eventually. You, the customer, must make a judgment call. No, we cannot make it for you.</p><p></p><p>All too often, we will be in possession of your shipment with writing all over the box, labels (as stated, we read no labels) saying "RUSH, perishable, Please don't Dilly-Dally, deliver IMMEDIATELY!!!!"</p><p></p><p>And you have sent it UPS Ground.</p><p></p><p>Please, dear customer - The box could have a hand written label from GOD HIMSELF, stating "URGENT DELIVERY!!! HUMAN LIVER ENCLOSED for little Timmy's transplant!!!! MUST BE DELIVERED IMMEDIATELY!!!!" But if you sent it UPS Ground, that is how it is delivered. </p><p></p><p>So, by the time I deliver a defrosted human liver (probably during little Timmy's wake) to some very unhappy recipients, we are more than willing to point out that the sender sent it UPS Ground. We say it nicely, however, something such as "Huh, Aunt Beatrice who sent this must not have liked Timmy very much".</p><p></p><p>You're welcome.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Livin the Dream?, post: 542064, member: 21891"] 12. UPS Provides very popular services for a very good price. You need it there fast, you use "AIR", you need it there eventually, you use "GROUND". Air=Fast, Ground=Eventually. You, the customer, must make a judgment call. No, we cannot make it for you. All too often, we will be in possession of your shipment with writing all over the box, labels (as stated, we read no labels) saying "RUSH, perishable, Please don't Dilly-Dally, deliver IMMEDIATELY!!!!" And you have sent it UPS Ground. Please, dear customer - The box could have a hand written label from GOD HIMSELF, stating "URGENT DELIVERY!!! HUMAN LIVER ENCLOSED for little Timmy's transplant!!!! MUST BE DELIVERED IMMEDIATELY!!!!" But if you sent it UPS Ground, that is how it is delivered. So, by the time I deliver a defrosted human liver (probably during little Timmy's wake) to some very unhappy recipients, we are more than willing to point out that the sender sent it UPS Ground. We say it nicely, however, something such as "Huh, Aunt Beatrice who sent this must not have liked Timmy very much". You're welcome. [/QUOTE]
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