Today at the PCM, I Learned:

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  1. FilingBluesFL

    FilingBluesFL Well-Known Member

    OK, this should be an easy one for you guys and gals to figure out, so I'll go first...


    Today at the PCM, I learned that when waiting at a convenience store to get a Signature, it is NOT OK for a customer you are waiting in line with to sign for the package while the clerk is busy LOL


    I just about died laughing at this one. Apparently someone decided this was a good idea, and got tired of waiting so had a customer in line sign for the package.

    Feel free to share what you learn at the PCM in the morning at the expense of your coworkers.
     
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  2. I learn that my numbers suck and im a POS. have a safe day
     
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  3. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    You too? I asked them to explain...but was told this is not an interactive PCM!
     
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  4. It drives my OC...INSANE!...lol I really struggle to keep a straight face at the PCM. One of my favories was , we had a driver (300 miles away) back into a fence. I replied if the driver,beeped the horn, the fence should have moved! He does not have a sense of humor!
     
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  5. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    lmao..nice IVE! PCM's are a joke...lol. They make us do morning streches once or twice a week during pcm...led by the fat unload sup...he bends down to attempt to touch his toes..and his fat ass is practically in my face. Hey! John's ass...is this considered sexual harassment? lol
     
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  6. I forgot about the ,check the color of your urine PCM. Ivan. G. had alot to say at that one!...lmao
     
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  7. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Did he demonstrate peeing in a cup in front of everyone else?
     
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  8. He was getting ready to squat. Not sure if it was the 8 keys to lifting or the 5 peeing habits!
     
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  9. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    8 keys to lifting and lowering your fly?
     
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  10. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    At the PCM on friday...our wellness tip was repetitive motion is bad for your joints. Ummm....yeah..lol.
     
  11. wornoutupser

    wornoutupser Active Member

    I learned that for the second time in a year that my center management team can instruct me NOT to do my job as instructed per the national DIAD training procedure!
     
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  12. alwaysoverallowed

    alwaysoverallowed Active Member

    When we had to sign the driving violations form an on road said if you haven't had any violations write "none" on the first line then spells "N-O-N." Nobody laughed, nobody corrected him, we all just looked at each other and let it slid because stuff like that is par for the course.
     
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  13. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Ahhh...work as directed.
     
  14. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    I would've made some smart :censored2: remark. Did all of you who wrote NONE purposely spell it the way the OC said? lol
     
  15. alwaysoverallowed

    alwaysoverallowed Active Member

    No but that would have been funny, work as directed.
     
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  16. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    Our center manager a few years ago was going through stretching routine one morning and I was just standing there in the back. My on car comes up to me and says, "you need to do the stretching as per instruction." I told him, "Bro, I ran 5 miles this morning before you were even out of bed. I got this," and just went back to standing there. Never bothered me again.
     
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  17. Packmule

    Packmule Well-Known Member

    We got told once, after we are done, shake it a few times to get the last drops off before we put it away. center manager was talking about fueling procedures, but we were all laughing so hard, even he got embarrassed.
     
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  18. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

    Haven't been to a pcm in about 6 years.
     
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  19. OPTION3

    OPTION3 Well-Known Member

    Our center manager (female) had a rewards program….we were told once, by an on road, if we turned in a lead we would get to go into her “BOX”……the Breakroom erupted
     
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  20. OPTION3

    OPTION3 Well-Known Member

    should probably stop eating the blue mint in the urinals…lol
     
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