Top twelve I.E. slogans

[JonFrum]

Our Plan will work if we all work as a TEAM. Teamwork is the key. There is no "I" in Industrial Engineering.



If Our Plan doesn't seem to make sense to you, don't be afraid to ask a question. Remember, there are no dumb questions; only dumb questioners.

 

[Catatonic]

IE - We put the Imaginary in Engineering

Hi, I'm from IE and I'm here to help

 

[Re-Raise]

The money we save on drivers we can put into printer ink.

 

[Backlasher]

Logistics doesn't mean to be logic !

lo·gis·tics

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-)n. (used with a sing. or pl. verb)
1. The aspect of UPS operations that deals with the procurement, distribution, maintenance, and replacement of materiel and WITHOUT PROPER AMOUNT OF personnel.
2. The management of the details of an operation.

 

[soberups]

"Solutions that dont work for problems that dont exist"

 

[curiousbrain]

I.E.: Sure, we'll get right on that.

I.E.: We never cared anyway.

I.E.: We put the "eat **** and die" in Industrial Engineering.

I.E.: Let's try it.

 

[YouKnowWhoIam]

If your significant other doesn't screw you....we will

 

[hurricanegunner]

When we tell you to do the impossible and you fail, you get punished; not us.

 

[Shadow999]

Perception is reality...or is it deception is reality?

 

[trouble maker]

Logistics & service go together like oil & water

 

[themidnightoil]

no missed pieces... no over 9.5... be safe...

 

[Big Babooba]

IE - Intercourse & Exercise. After we get done screwing you, we give you the runaround!

 

[Old International]

Words that make a center manager cry: "Hi, I am from IE. I am just here to help."

 

[browniehound]

I.E.= It's Easy (spoken by people who never did the job)

It isn't rocket science either

 

[soberups]

Those who cant do it....manage it.

Those who cant manage it....measure it.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Those who cant do it....manage it.

Those who cant manage it....measure it.

Those who can neither manage nor measure it......direct it.

 

[brownmonster]

Joe's first day in IE.


Joe: I see packages falling off the belts, loaders with mountains of work behind the trucks, air recovery belt backed up with drivers waiting to unload, drivers working until 9 pm, pre-load down late, feeders pulling late. It seems to me every operation is under-staffed.

IE Boss: You're fired!

 

[menotyou]

 

[moreluck]

With the title "Top 12 I.E. Slogans", shouldn't this thread have ended after 12 posts?

 

[soberups]

With the title "Top 12 I.E. Slogans", shouldn't this thread have ended after 12 posts?

In the real world maybe, but we are using IE math for this thread.