rocket man
Well-Known Member
Bottom line the uniforms are issued you can wear them if ups didnt want us wearing shorts we woulndt have them . Wear what you want
This is what i'm talking about. "Show a little leg". What? Do you stick your leg out the driver side door to get a stiff wind up your brown dolphin shorts? Get your chubby on? C'mon bruh? You roll up them sleeves to show you've been "hitting the gym". We got guys just like that at my building and i laugh. And they drive white convertible mustangs to boot. I'm talking semper fi. No flair, shaved heads, a sweaty mess, all business, punk rock. Even those "mormon" shorts make you look like a cholo. When i get asked by a customer, "where your shorts"? I give them the 1000 mile stare, and say, if of course i know i can get away with it, "those shorts are for friend*gs. Jeff Spicolli style." time to change the culture",..? change to what,amish beards, long sleeve button up shirts with suspenders and such. dude i take comfort and coolness over fashion and such.btw you never hear customers jokingly say they cant wait till winter to see your coats and long pants,but many requests are made for us to show a little leg.c'mon playa',get in the game.
jeff spicolli wore shorts and flip flops to school,he also wore a knit toboggan in mid summer .your hero needs to carl from the movie,"sling blade".shirt buttoned to the top.funny ha ha not funny ghey.This is what i'm talking about. "Show a little leg". What? Do you stick your leg out the driver side door to get a stiff wind up your brown dolphin shorts? Get your chubby on? C'mon bruh? You roll up them sleeves to show you've been "hitting the gym". We got guys just like that at my building and i laugh. And they drive white convertible mustangs to boot. I'm talking semper fi. No flair, shaved heads, a sweaty mess, all business, punk rock. Even those "mormon" shorts make you look like a cholo. When i get asked by a customer, "where your shorts"? I give them the 1000 mile stare, and say, if of course i know i can get away with it, "those shorts are for friend*gs. Jeff Spicolli style.
I love that movie. If carl got a job driving for ups he would wear pants and a long sleeve. He's a managers dream. Strong and quiet. Do the job and go home. "It needs some gas".jeff spicolli wore shorts and flip flops to school,he also wore a knit toboggan in mid summer .your hero needs to carl from the movie,"sling blade".shirt buttoned to the top.funny ha ha not funny ghey.
All the ghey's want to be a macho man like you.This is what i'm talking about. "Show a little leg". What? Do you stick your leg out the driver side door to get a stiff wind up your brown dolphin shorts? Get your chubby on? C'mon bruh? You roll up them sleeves to show you've been "hitting the gym". We got guys just like that at my building and i laugh. And they drive white convertible mustangs to boot. I'm talking semper fi. No flair, shaved heads, a sweaty mess, all business, punk rock. Even those "mormon" shorts make you look like a cholo. When i get asked by a customer, "where your shorts"? I give them the 1000 mile stare, and say, if of course i know i can get away with it, "those shorts are for friend*gs. Jeff Spicolli style.
This is what i'm talking about. "Show a little leg". What? Do you stick your leg out the driver side door to get a stiff wind up your brown dolphin shorts? Get your chubby on? C'mon bruh? You roll up them sleeves to show you've been "hitting the gym". We got guys just like that at my building and i laugh. And they drive white convertible mustangs to boot. I'm talking semper fi. No flair, shaved heads, a sweaty mess, all business, punk rock. Even those "mormon" shorts make you look like a cholo. When i get asked by a customer, "where your shorts"? I give them the 1000 mile stare, and say, if of course i know i can get away with it, "those shorts are for friend*gs. Jeff Spicolli style.
If you have shorts on you MUST wear UPS socks at my hub . No excusses
If you want to show off your butt become a plumber!
Ron, is that you ??Mine is, but i tuck in a t-shirt underneath. As a matter of fact i'm a gorilla. I would look like a porn star if i didn't wear a t-shirt. "oh behave".