Uniforms

[rocket man]

Bottom line the uniforms are issued you can wear them if ups didnt want us wearing shorts we woulndt have them . Wear what you want

 

[old levi's]

Long pants year round, old school.

 

[rocket man]

FLEA MARKETS HAVE GREAT HEAVY duty brown comfortable socks if your center is that anal on logos, the logo from old ups caps and shirts sew on easy a cleaner can put them on cheap . with all the problems in this company not many people are checking out socks as long as they are the right color brown. and if you need ups socks that bad? flag down a (cintas driver ) who delivers uniforms they work on salary and commision they will get them for you, good luck in your search and rember use foot powder. when you on road bends down to check out your socks they wont pass out

 

[Floyd Gondolli]

" time to change the culture",..? change to what,amish beards, long sleeve button up shirts with suspenders and such. dude i take comfort and coolness over fashion and such.btw you never hear customers jokingly say they cant wait till winter to see your coats and long pants,but many requests are made for us to show a little leg.c'mon playa',get in the game.

This is what i'm talking about. "Show a little leg". What? Do you stick your leg out the driver side door to get a stiff wind up your brown dolphin shorts? Get your chubby on? C'mon bruh? You roll up them sleeves to show you've been "hitting the gym". We got guys just like that at my building and i laugh. And they drive white convertible mustangs to boot. I'm talking semper fi. No flair, shaved heads, a sweaty mess, all business, punk rock. Even those "mormon" shorts make you look like a cholo. When i get asked by a customer, "where your shorts"? I give them the 1000 mile stare, and say, if of course i know i can get away with it, "those shorts are for friend*gs. Jeff Spicolli style.

 

[bigblu 2 you]

This is what i'm talking about. "Show a little leg". What? Do you stick your leg out the driver side door to get a stiff wind up your brown dolphin shorts? Get your chubby on? C'mon bruh? You roll up them sleeves to show you've been "hitting the gym". We got guys just like that at my building and i laugh. And they drive white convertible mustangs to boot. I'm talking semper fi. No flair, shaved heads, a sweaty mess, all business, punk rock. Even those "mormon" shorts make you look like a cholo. When i get asked by a customer, "where your shorts"? I give them the 1000 mile stare, and say, if of course i know i can get away with it, "those shorts are for friend*gs. Jeff Spicolli style.

jeff spicolli wore shorts and flip flops to school,he also wore a knit toboggan in mid summer .your hero needs to carl from the movie,"sling blade".shirt buttoned to the top.funny ha ha not funny ghey.

 

[Floyd Gondolli]

jeff spicolli wore shorts and flip flops to school,he also wore a knit toboggan in mid summer .your hero needs to carl from the movie,"sling blade".shirt buttoned to the top.funny ha ha not funny ghey.

I love that movie. If carl got a job driving for ups he would wear pants and a long sleeve. He's a managers dream. Strong and quiet. Do the job and go home. "It needs some gas".

 

[RedThunder]

I'm not going to wear the UPS branded socks with the shorts. I'm going to wear brown or black socks with appropriate shoes. If UPS requires me to wear something with the logo on it then they are going to have to provide it. The socks are poor quality and overpriced. Never had a problem. Well, once during an audit I was told that my socks were the wrong kind. I was wearing brown with a gold stripe around it. UPS gave them out at PCM, cheaper knock off version, I told her really they gave them out at PCM. She then says oh, ok then those are fine. Freaking maroon.

 

[satellitedriver]

This is what i'm talking about. "Show a little leg". What? Do you stick your leg out the driver side door to get a stiff wind up your brown dolphin shorts? Get your chubby on? C'mon bruh? You roll up them sleeves to show you've been "hitting the gym". We got guys just like that at my building and i laugh. And they drive white convertible mustangs to boot. I'm talking semper fi. No flair, shaved heads, a sweaty mess, all business, punk rock. Even those "mormon" shorts make you look like a cholo. When i get asked by a customer, "where your shorts"? I give them the 1000 mile stare, and say, if of course i know i can get away with it, "those shorts are for friend*gs. Jeff Spicolli style.

All the ghey's want to be a macho man like you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO43p2Wqc08

 

[Brownslave688]

I also refuse to buy ups socks. I wear tall boots for ankle support and no show socks. Never had a problem til last year. I said my socks don't show what's its matter. Oh well pants for me now problem solved.

 

[GolfCart]

If you have shorts on you MUST wear UPS socks at my hub . No excusses

 

[Indecisi0n]

This is what i'm talking about. "Show a little leg". What? Do you stick your leg out the driver side door to get a stiff wind up your brown dolphin shorts? Get your chubby on? C'mon bruh? You roll up them sleeves to show you've been "hitting the gym". We got guys just like that at my building and i laugh. And they drive white convertible mustangs to boot. I'm talking semper fi. No flair, shaved heads, a sweaty mess, all business, punk rock. Even those "mormon" shorts make you look like a cholo. When i get asked by a customer, "where your shorts"? I give them the 1000 mile stare, and say, if of course i know i can get away with it, "those shorts are for friend*gs. Jeff Spicolli style.

Putting my leg out the drivers door doesn't give me a chubby but it does help cool my sweaty balls which prevents them from sticking to the side of my leg.

 

[Floyd Gondolli]

Embrace the cheese. lol

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

If you have shorts on you MUST wear UPS socks at my hub . No excusses

I bet you just hate that, don't you?

 

[BrownArmy]

I refuse to buy UPS socks...it's long pants all year for me.

When the office ladies ask "Isn't it the time of year to put the shorts on?", I just smile and say, "Nope."

(Had a male residential customer ask me when I was going to start wearing the 'short pants'...I told him that most everyone calls those 'shorts', and not any time soon...)

 

[Speedy Cerviche]

I'll do whatever it takes to feel comfortable on road. If the cool comfort of shorts costs me $4 ($4!) it'll be $4 well spent. Besides, I get a mildly amusing UPS related story to tell secretaries who comment on my legs. Worth every cent.

 

[robot]

I always wear pants. I recently ordered a few pairs and i hate the way they fit! The waist is fine but the legs are huge! It's like I'm wearing clown pants! I wish they were slimmer and more form fitting to show off my great ass.

 

[bottomups]

If you want to show off your butt become a plumber!

 

[robot]

If you want to show off your butt become a plumber!

Mine's not hairy enough

 

[Floyd Gondolli]

Mine is, but i tuck in a t-shirt underneath. As a matter of fact i'm a gorilla. I would look like a porn star if i didn't wear a t-shirt. "oh behave".

 

[moreluck]

Mine is, but i tuck in a t-shirt underneath. As a matter of fact i'm a gorilla. I would look like a porn star if i didn't wear a t-shirt. "oh behave".

Ron, is that you ??