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Union / Fedex / UPS - An Analogy
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<blockquote data-quote="MrFedEx" data-source="post: 532929" data-attributes="member: 12508"><p>The FedEx car has a pit crew of illegal aliens who are allowed to work here because of a special deal that Fred S worked-out with NASCAR. They make half what the UPS pit crew does, so the FedEx transporter is very posh, the car is state of the art, and the driver makes twice as much as the UPS car driver. </p><p> </p><p>FedEx loses the race because the engineers have done all the calculations for the fuel load, and the car runs out of gas 50 laps from the finish. They are immediately promoted and tasked with making couriers more productive.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MrFedEx, post: 532929, member: 12508"] The FedEx car has a pit crew of illegal aliens who are allowed to work here because of a special deal that Fred S worked-out with NASCAR. They make half what the UPS pit crew does, so the FedEx transporter is very posh, the car is state of the art, and the driver makes twice as much as the UPS car driver. FedEx loses the race because the engineers have done all the calculations for the fuel load, and the car runs out of gas 50 laps from the finish. They are immediately promoted and tasked with making couriers more productive. [/QUOTE]
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