Unknown union guy

[Holydriver]

I got home from work around 8pm last night. Around 805pm an unknown guy from my local knocked in my door. He had a paper I filled out and mailed to the union so I knew he was legit. I let the dude in and he asks if we can have a 20 minute meeting to discuss "free benefits the union offers" that will benefit not only me but my girlfriend as well. I scheduled a meeting with the guy, but I'm kind of wandering if anyone knows what the hell I should expect.

I should have asked last night but I just got home, my feet were cold and wet, my belly was empty, and I didn't yet have a beer in my hand. Three problems that were much more dire than talking to him.

 

[burrheadd]

My guess
Life Insurance

 

[Inthegame]

My guess
Life Insurance

Winner winner, chicken dinner. It is life insurance, from a union life insurer.
If they give you the hard sell, tell the guy you will be contacting your local union.

 

[clean hairy]

As soon as he says life insurance, he will hear "no thank you! and you have 60 seconds to get out!"

 

[Brownslave688]

My guess
Life Insurance

Whole life.



Tell them no thanks.

 

[Holydriver]

Eh, I'm a veteran, my veterans group life insurance is sufficient. Plus VA disability pays for it. Free for me! I'll tell him to bolt asap. Thanks fellers

 

[Number24]

You shouldn't talk to strangers bro

 

[Holydriver]

You shouldn't talk to strangers bro

Once he mentioned free stuff I was hooked. I knew it wasn't smart to talk to him since I had never met him before, but the word FREE gets me every time. I'm hoping he offers union funded college tuition and stuff

 

[Brownslave688]

You shouldn't talk to strangers bro

He isn't a 5 year old...

 

[Number24]

He isn't a 5 year old...

Doesn't matter .. Trust no one

 

[upschuck]

Overpriced term life insurance here.

 

[Wally]

Free Stuff!

 

[brownmonster]

Had that conversation 20 years ago. He kept telling me it was a good deal because it was through the international. With a Sicilian accent.

 

[rod]

I hope the Teamsters are getting a good kick back from these idiots they let use their name. Teamster credit cards are another gimmick.

 

[DriveInDriveOut]

These people call me every year. If they showed up at my door I'd be a lot less polite than I am on the phone that's for sure.

 

[Indecisi0n]

I'm use to having strange men knock at my door late in the evening.

 

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I'm use to having strange men knock at my door late in the evening.

When you answered the door, what were you wearing?

 

[Indecisi0n]

When you answered the door, what were you wearing?

A tight cream colored nightly.

 

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A tight cream colored nightly.

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