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<blockquote data-quote="Leftinbuilding" data-source="post: 335424" data-attributes="member: 5023"><p><strong><u>Garfield</u></strong><strong><u> on the oil crisis</u></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong>A lot of folks can't understand how we came</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>to have an oil shortage here in our country.</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>~~~</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Well, there's a very simple answer.</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>~~~</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Nobody bothered to check the oil.</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>~~~</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>We just didn't know we were getting low.</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>~~~</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>The reason for that is purely geographical.</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>~~~</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Our OIL is located in</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>~~~</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>ALASKA</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>~~~</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>California</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>~~~</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Coastal Florida</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>~~~</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Coastal Louisiana</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>~~~</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Kansas</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>~~~</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Oklahoma</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>~~~</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Pennsylvania</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>and</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Texas</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>~~~</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Our</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>DIPSTICKS</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>are located in</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #ff0000"> <strong>Washington DC</strong></span></span></span></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Any Questions???</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>NO? Didn't think So.</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Leftinbuilding, post: 335424, member: 5023"] [B][U]Garfield[/U][/B][B][U] on the oil crisis[/U][/B] [CENTER][B]A lot of folks can't understand how we came[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]to have an oil shortage here in our country.[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]~~~[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]Well, there's a very simple answer.[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]~~~[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]Nobody bothered to check the oil.[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]~~~[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]We just didn't know we were getting low.[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]~~~[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]The reason for that is purely geographical.[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]~~~[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]Our OIL is located in[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]~~~[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]ALASKA[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]~~~[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]California[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]~~~[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]Coastal Florida[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]~~~[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]Coastal Louisiana[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]~~~[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Kansas[/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]~~~[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]Oklahoma[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]~~~[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]Pennsylvania[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]and[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]Texas[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]~~~[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]Our[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]DIPSTICKS[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]are located in[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=#ff0000] [B]Washington DC[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]Any Questions???[/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B]NO? Didn't think So.[/B][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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