Ups beard petition

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Jmups, Jan 27, 2016.

  1. Jmups

    Jmups New Member

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  2. MC4YOU2

    MC4YOU2 Yep, not wearing brown anymore

    BillyIll.jpg I'm in!
  3. upschuck

    upschuck Well-Known Member

    Too many people would abuse the privilege. Don't want to look like FedEx ground.
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  4. Clock Sucker

    Clock Sucker I handle a lot of packages

    UPS have the clean shaven policy because they want all drivers to look the SAME. Thats why we have uniform guidelines and cant wear non ups issued stuff etc. It looks more professional when drivers look the same and thats something that sets up apart from fed ex
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  5. sailfish

    sailfish Well-Known Member

    I'd personally rather be able to let my hair down.
  6. Number24

    Number24 #24

    Blah blah blah blah
  7. Number24

    Number24 #24

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  8. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    Is it really that hard to shave everyday?
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  9. rod

    rod retired and happy

    The "I want to grow a beard" thread comes alive again. I guess you can always dream---------------but it isn't going to happen. You have to just be happy sporting your little 70's porn star mustache-----
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  10. rod

    rod retired and happy

    Or you could go with the Hitler look.
  11. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    Don't steal our look
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  12. rod

    rod retired and happy

    I don't want "that look" ever again. :-)
  13. Box Ox

    Box Ox Would rather be driving an E-frame

    I love the last line of the opening paragraph to the petition:

    When this is what they're asking for:


    Maybe they were thinking more along the lines of Duck Dynasty.

    What's the specific definition of a "clean" or "clean in appearance" beard anyway?
  14. dannyboy

    dannyboy From the promised LAND

    For some drivers it would be not having parts of their breakfast entangled in the fuzz

    There are some drivers that don't have enough facial hair to actually make a beard
    Think scoobie do. And of course that would be totally unfair to the female drivers,
    some of which could probably grow one, but most would not.

    Again, as has been stated, never happen
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  15. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Well-Known Member

    I love the beard idea guys. Usually newer driver, thinks he can solve all the companies issues and that they would go out of business if he's fired. Also thinks we should be able to have beards, wear Nikes, and not wear a seatbelt.
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  16. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Trouble is, only a small percentage can grow a truly nice beard. Most ain't cutttin' it and look like crapola.
  17. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

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  18. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Is that a beard or muttonchops?
  19. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    I don't know, but it is bad ass as far as I am concerned
  20. Dr.Brown

    Dr.Brown Swollen Member

    screw the petition... get a doctor's note!