ups calendars with actual drivers on them...cha-ching!!

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by coldworld, Feb 2, 2008.

  1. Coldworld

    Coldworld Well-Known Member

    stupid post but just wondering why there hasnt been a calender put out with sexy ups men and women in uniform. These kinds of calenders could make millions for ups. Just think sexy men in daisy duke shorts and hot blondes in shirt-jacs bending over picking up a package...It could also help this companies image in the long run. Anyone want to volunteer. On a side note, wasnt there something on here at one time about a companyy that was making male ups driver dolls with buldges in their shorts, and there was a few scare letters from ups lawyers stating that they didnt want to see the color brown associated with delivery dolls with little bumps in their pants..:laughing:
     
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  2. upsgrunt

    upsgrunt Well-Known Member

    Re: ups calenders with acutal drivers on them...cha-ching!!

    Cold, do you really think that UPS wants "that" image? You've been here long enough to pretty much answer that question yourself.
     
  3. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Re: ups calenders with acutal drivers on them...cha-ching!!

    I want a calendar with Laklnds avatar girl on every month!!!
     
  4. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Re: ups calenders with acutal drivers on them...cha-ching!!

    "do you really think that UPS wants "that" image?"

    In another thread we were saying that any free advertising is good for UPS!


    Also I've heard of a hairdresser that would love that doll!
     
  5. Coldworld

    Coldworld Well-Known Member

    Re: ups calenders with acutal drivers on them...cha-ching!!

    hey, I didnt mean drivers with their boobs falling out, just clean cut men and women. They have firefighter calenders, police etc, that arent the ronchy type. It could be another way to make money...right up their alley.
     
  6. upsgrunt

    upsgrunt Well-Known Member

    Re: ups calenders with acutal drivers on them...cha-ching!!

    I do, however, think they should have an employees edition of the calender with funny, true life photos of everyday situations; like a driver with filthy hands and face eating a sandwich off the dirty dashboard, or maybe a driver standing over a dead dog in the road in front of a package car. How about a picture of someone hanging by there shirt sleeve from the door latch? These everyday ordinary pictures would be a huge hit with employees and would probably become collectors item with the general public as well. Just remember, it was my idea and I want royalties- this forum is my witness!:happy-very:
     
  7. Coldworld

    Coldworld Well-Known Member

    Over9, I will try to find that doll story and post it on here..it is very funny.
     
  8. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Good post, Grunt!

    Could we add a pic of the package car when the axle slid out???
     
  9. upsgrunt

    upsgrunt Well-Known Member

    Who do we talk to about getting this done? I think it would be a hoot!
     
  10. currahee

    currahee Member

    I'll buy that calendar!!
     
  11. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    I had a good customer that asked me about why i was never in a calender. I was going to make a calender myself of picures of me in different scenes like they do with the fireman calenders. I just never got around to it. It would have been a riot.
     
  12. tourists24

    tourists24 Well-Known Member


    You are correct about the rumors of this doll, but wrong about the lawyers using scare letter..... The actual truth of the matter was this would have been a copyright infringement. You see, they used me as the model for the doll and I would not give them permission to use my image...LOL

    Sorry,,, I couldnt resist
     
  13. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator Staff Member

    Re: ups calenders with acutal drivers on them...cha-ching!!

    Don't forget a snapshot of the infamous gateraid bottle refilling in the back of the car.
     
  14. Brown Dog

    Brown Dog Brown since 81

    How about the picture of the driver with the turned up nose just realizing he stepped in a pile of dog****:dissapointed:
     
  15. LKLND3380

    LKLND3380 Active Member

    Re: ups calenders with acutal drivers on them...cha-ching!!

    Just look for my posts and there you have it
     
  16. diesel96

    diesel96 New Member

    This reminds me of a prank I use to pull on a flirtatious receptionist at one of my business stops a few yrs ago. One week, a few employees suggested I take a 10'in sleeve of a/c pipe insulation and stick it in my shorts as she signed for packages. The week of long uncomfortable looks and stares was priceless before we let her in on the joke and couldn't stop laughing until we :censored2: in our pants from her embarrassment. She was a good sport and would of been a good episode on "You've been Punked".

    P.S. Keyword "Flirtatiuos Receptionist"..b4 someone is up in arms for sexual harrassment.
     
  17. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    It doesn't matter how flirtatious they are. The day you did that she could have been having a bad day and decided to be offended that day. Don't say it could never happen cause I had a buddy get fired from UPS for something similar.
     
  18. HazMatMan

    HazMatMan New Member

    Let's see, I want Shakira, Mariah Carey, Fergie, Kim Kardashian, Gwen Stefani, Beyonce, in my calender...
     
  19. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    How about a feeder driver version with all the guys wearing half shirts and their guts hanging out. That ain't right.