UPS driver poem

moreluck

golden ticket member
There is a poster named DiadLover.
A better artist, there is no other.
His posts are terse.
His turkey "dressing" is worse.
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If he starts sketchin' you, run for cover!!
 

satellitedriver

Moderator
There is a poster called Tooner.
Named after a song sung by a crooner.
Her route sounds tough,
but she never says,"Enough is enough."
........................... .......


OK, thats the last one for now.
PAX
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Originally Posted by satellitedriver

There is a poster named Tie.
Some say, he dresses Fly.
Many times he has been bitten,
for the posts he has written.
But he's still one helluva guy !!:wink:
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
There is a poster called Tooner.
Named after a song sung by a crooner.
Her route sounds tough,
but she never says,"Enough is enough."
........................... .......

Cross her and she'll give you a mooner!!
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Originally Posted by Sammie
Global warming has turned up the heat.

You can pan fry your eggs on the street.

But I will get by

With my endless supply

..................................................
Of Spam, the really good meat!
 

DS

Fenderbender
When the night is but done and the darkness is fading,
The alarms sound to summon the soldiers in waiting.
They all rub their eyes and proceed to the center, to be
Told what to do by the sup, the guru, the tormentor.
Bottom blue, middle green, with the boxline attacking,
the tormentor screams faster, and no no no no no stacking,
As the troops all wrap up stuffing things in the cars,
With accordion boxes and tires and steel bars.
The generals gather to review former losses,
great emperor spoke that they’re terrible bosses,
The coven is dark as they pool their resources,
Today’s race must be won, with 20 less horses
Now the troopers arrive like a big sea of brown
And take up their weapons and gather around
For today’s PCM , today’s battle plan, the guru
Speaks loud, he’ a much better man.
It seems we're least best and we have to do better,
if we all don’t run scratch, we’ll all get a letter.
The grinches the creeps and the wanna be Eskews
That kill you with with work and won’t come to the rescue,
the scammers and cheaters 12 hour day arrangers,
the liars ,back stabbers and the time card changers.
Ok my abuser, my sup my oppressor,
show me how its done, and that you can do better,
I think you will find I work hard every day,
All I ask is a fair days work for a fair days pay.
 

satellitedriver

Moderator
When the night is but done and the darkness is fading,
The alarms sound to summon the soldiers in waiting.
They all rub their eyes and proceed to the center, to be
Told what to do by the sup, the guru, the tormentor.
Bottom blue, middle green, with the boxline attacking,
the tormentor screams faster, and no no no no no stacking,
As the troops all wrap up stuffing things in the cars,
With accordion boxes and tires and steel bars.
The generals gather to review former losses,
great emperor spoke that they’re terrible bosses,
The coven is dark as they pool their resources,
Today’s race must be won, with 20 less horses
Now the troopers arrive like a big sea of brown
And take up their weapons and gather around
For today’s PCM , today’s battle plan, the guru
Speaks loud, he’ a much better man.
It seems we're least best and we have to do better,
if we all don’t run scratch, we’ll all get a letter.
The grinches the creeps and the wanna be Eskews
That kill you with with work and won’t come to the rescue,
the scammers and cheaters 12 hour day arrangers,
the liars ,back stabbers and the time card changers.
Ok my abuser, my sup my oppressor,
show me how its done, and that you can do better,
I think you will find I work hard every day,
All I ask is a fair days work for a fair days pay.
By my Royal (self-titled) decree,
I dub the title of wordsmith, to thee.
Words so carefully chosen,
even if you, being a Canuck, are frozen.
..................................... ...........
Glad you jumped in DS
 

DS

Fenderbender
By my Royal (self-titled) decree,
I dub the title of wordsmith, to thee.
Words so carefully chosen,
even if you, being a Canuck, are frozen.
..................................... ...........
Glad you jumped in DS
Ha ha...
My leige I am honored by your decree oh so royal,
I will fight them with lyrical words being loyal,
but alas I would lie to you gents and you ladies,
theres no ice to be seen,in fact,its hotter than hades.
 

over9five

Moderator
Staff member
There is a poster named DiadLover.
A better artist, there is no other.
His posts are terse.
His turkey "dressing" is worse.

But as a 'Mike" impersonator... STOP!! THAT WAS NOT DIADLOVER
 

over9five

Moderator
Staff member
There is a poster named Tie.
Some say, he dresses Fly.
Many times he has been bitten,
for the posts he has written.

But he is the tractor trailer answer guy!
 

over9five

Moderator
Staff member
There is a poster called Tooner.
Named after a song sung by a crooner.
Her route sounds tough,
but she never says,"Enough is enough."

And her butt is much smaller than a schooner!



(I hereby apologize for that.... It was hard to think of a rhyme... Tooner knows I love her....)
 

truckjmpr

Safety Last!
God, we're ALL old !!!!:lol:

which reminds me...anyone remember this?
broadway.jpg
 
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